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The Life and Death of a Conspiracy Theorist

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-08-17 03:29:55 EDT
Rating: 1.84 on 153 ratings (153 reviews) (Review this item) (V)



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Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2009-08-26 08:26:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I, too, thought this was good.

Submitted by no1hasdis at 2009-08-25 14:36:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This one was hilarious.

Submitted by haikumikoo at 2009-08-25 13:39:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

haha

Submitted by experima at 2008-01-03 16:17:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

just visiting again to LOL

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2007-07-02 01:22:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

the guy saying "that's nice sir' always makes me lol

Submitted by d_prime at 2007-06-28 22:10:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Very funny.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2007-05-24 09:51:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-23 12:55:16 (#)
Ranking: -2


You don't scare me with your veiled 'threats', you fucking piece of shit. I've lived my life with the knowledge that it's likely to be a short and violent one.


Submitted by Fey at 2007-05-24 09:36:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Who'n hell'd throw'm a surprise party?



(If I could've figured out a way to use apostrophes in the last words too, I'd've done it.)

Submitted by experima at 2007-04-26 21:26:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

loved this

Submitted by ih8u2man at 2007-04-19 21:09:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Glorious.

Submitted by greEn_uGly at 2007-04-19 16:28:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by snag at 2007-04-19 14:02:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by thorpe at 2007-04-19 13:49:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Can't believe I haven't rated this, was one of my favourite posts.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2007-04-19 13:37:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

xcellent

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2007-04-19 13:37:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i had not rated this

Submitted by zakalwe at 2007-03-20 16:00:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

still one of my favorite posts

Submitted by experima at 2007-02-22 20:57:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

hi-lar-i-ous.

Submitted by InkyFingers at 2007-02-14 11:44:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Oh my god, where did you get the ideas for this. This is so random and funny. I wish I'd majored in philosophy in college so I could apprecaite this fully.

Submitted by piezod at 2006-11-09 07:41:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hehe man that was too funny!
Too good

Submitted by shinebox at 2006-10-10 01:35:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

this one was verdy good.

how do you draw them pics so good

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals at 2006-09-26 09:10:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Razor at 2006-09-08 10:35:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Now *this* is satire. hey ftw, will you shoot me an email?

Submitted by DeathJester at 2006-08-31 12:13:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by AllyJeans at 2006-08-31 07:14:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by c1ndy at 2006-08-30 16:58:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

hahahahah

Submitted by domenad at 2006-08-28 20:04:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This was funny. Fucking hilarious funny. So funny my head hurt when I was done. So funny I was hacking up coughing with laughter. This thing may not be the funniest thing ever on Uber, but it's in the top five, no question.

Submitted by Sepsis at 2006-08-28 19:55:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

kobo- dobo

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2006-08-28 12:05:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

yep

Submitted by NerfHerder at 2006-08-26 14:51:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

B@WESOME!

Submitted by phuzzygish at 2006-08-25 07:55:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Kicks ass.

Submitted by Nellypaal at 2006-08-25 07:33:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Nice animation.

And loved the rape.

Submitted by Dexter-Brown at 2006-08-23 18:12:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Congrats B@W again!

What would Bart do without you, besides having 2% less content?

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2006-08-23 10:53:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Shes with the IRS!

Too funny man

Submitted by BubbaEarl at 2006-08-21 21:07:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by AJ at 2006-08-21 20:55:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Trevor1st93 at 2006-08-21 16:18:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Lianne260987 (user info) at 2006-08-21 05:30:56 (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fucks Ramen? And having a little girl raped in your story is just sick!

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If you think that it's sick for people to talk about rape then why are you on ubersite?

Submitted by Aeneas at 2006-08-21 10:33:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Haha. I found the fact the rapist has dark skin funny.

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-08-21 09:52:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Lianne260987 (user info) at 2006-08-21 05:30:56 (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fucks Ramen? And having a little girl raped in your story is just sick!

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You are either really alter or really stupid.

Submitted by Berty at 2006-08-21 06:30:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2006-08-21 06:27:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

helllloooooooo shitty alter!

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Submitted by Lianne260987 at 2006-08-21 05:30:56 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

What the fucks Ramen? And having a little girl raped in your story is just sick!

Submitted by d_prime at 2006-08-20 22:57:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Zol at 2006-08-20 22:48:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

:DDDDDDDDDD

Submitted by littledan at 2006-08-20 08:04:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Excellent.

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2006-08-20 07:31:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Awesome

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2006-08-20 04:13:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

WHAT???

See, I only check B@W every few days.

had not checked.

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-08-20 03:40:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

But yeah, I guess it was uncalled for. Sorry about that.

Oh, and thanks jgreening. It actually did make B@W, though.

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-08-20 03:36:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-20 02:22:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

Please stop arguing with everyone who doesn't like your posts. If it's a trend call them out on it, but all you should gather from this specific no comment is that he didn't like it and was too lazy to leave a comment. Having only three posts doesn't mean he can't have an opinion.

(I haven't read this yet, but I will eventually)

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I wasn't really arguing, cause he didn't say anything. I just prefer a reason for not liking something if it's not obvious, so I know what I did wrong.

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2006-08-20 03:29:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This should be B@W.

It won't be, but I laughed enough to make it so, number one.

Submitted by darko at 2006-08-20 03:14:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Only thing missing was not making the blog uber.

Submitted by darko at 2006-08-20 02:22:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-20 02:19:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by dreadnaught_X (user info) at 2006-08-19 14:51:53 (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

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I gather from the no comment that you're unpleased with my effort to create a good post. Next time I'll have to study your three posts so that I may try and and emulate a higher standard.
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Please stop arguing with everyone who doesn't like your posts. If it's a trend call them out on it, but all you should gather from this specific no comment is that he didn't like it and was too lazy to leave a comment. Having only three posts doesn't mean he can't have an opinion.

(I haven't read this yet, but I will eventually)

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-08-20 02:19:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by dreadnaught_X (user info) at 2006-08-19 14:51:53 (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

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I gather from the no comment that you're unpleased with my effort to create a good post. Next time I'll have to study your three posts so that I may try and and emulate a higher standard.

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2006-08-19 17:26:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You know, Bradley WOULD make a great comic strip. Like Kathy, only funny.

Submitted by dreadnaught_X at 2006-08-19 14:51:53 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Submitted by BranDo at 2006-08-19 03:30:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Funny as hell

Submitted by pandora at 2006-08-19 00:42:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This was funny on so many levels.

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia at 2006-08-18 17:05:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

like a fucking demented charlie brown, sweet.

Submitted by Davros at 2006-08-18 16:21:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Adamdidit2u at 2006-08-18 15:18:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+f2

Submitted by awesome_face at 2006-08-18 15:05:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

awesome

Submitted by kaos-king at 2006-08-18 11:59:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Congrats on B@W

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-08-18 11:47:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Woo! Thanks guys. I can't believe a post that's practically about an Uber user made B@W.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2006-08-18 11:29:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Congrats on B@W!

Submitted by Method at 2006-08-18 11:24:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Well, what do you know, submitting something to B@W doesn't automatically get it disqualified due to Bart's general disdain of my existence.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 at 2006-08-18 11:20:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Congrats on B@W

Submitted by Chillax at 2006-08-18 11:16:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-17 15:41:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll have you all know... I ACTUALLY DID have a piece of well-placed paper in my door at one time. No shit.

It's gone now though. Wha... IT'S GONE!?!?!

*panics*

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAaaaa...ets, if you came out with shit like this all the time, I think folks would like you more.

This was, needless to say, a fucking superb post. B@W (although you thanked bart, so I figure it's already there).

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-08-18 10:12:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Thank you, Mr. Cilfone.

Submitted by Halon_X at 2006-08-18 09:12:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

LOL Good Artwork too!

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart at 2006-08-17 21:16:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

haha

Submitted by resignator at 2006-08-17 19:20:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"Oh god, why did they have to send a kid?"

Jesus, that was funny.

Submitted by Defect at 2006-08-17 17:19:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

So ETS does have a sense of humor. This was funny as fuck. "You're following him with the camera's again? You're such a dick, let me help."

Submitted by ilikesteak at 2006-08-17 17:11:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

this deserves a +2 on so many levels.

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-08-17 16:51:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

JonnyX: I can't say that I do, Jonny. But if they're bad, you should tell me some. I need all the bad jokes I can get for my posts.

Dexter-Brown: But it's true! Do a google search for rapist brothers named Charlie. You'll see what I'm talking about.

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-08-17 16:47:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-17 16:30:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-17 15:54:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

I think that doing that with a door is actually a pretty good idea. Did you ever see the movie Conspiracy Theory? Mel took things a bit too far with his front door.

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The movie... Never saw it. But you're damn right it's a good idea to put shit in your door. How else are you gonna know when someone is waiting inside your house for you?

I really shouldn't tell you this, but it's just as important to rig your internal doors between rooms as it is the exterior door. Look at it this way...they will usually LOOK for the exterior door to be rigged because they think that paranoid people will only be concerned with someone coming inside in the first place, but if you rig the interior doors as well, you'll know if anyone conducted a search of your place and could still be inside!

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hahahaha- now you're talkin' crazy, ETS. Unless of course, you killed someone, then it never hurts to be too careful.

Submitted by coley at 2006-08-17 16:40:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Friggin sweet.

Submitted by Dexter-Brown at 2006-08-17 16:37:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Love how you made Charlie the rapist a brother, you racist!

Submitted by FilthyAssistant at 2006-08-17 16:37:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Here you go: http://www.ubersite.com/m/72986

It's so fucking accurate it's ridiculous.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-08-17 16:30:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-17 15:54:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

I think that doing that with a door is actually a pretty good idea. Did you ever see the movie Conspiracy Theory? Mel took things a bit too far with his front door.

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The movie... Never saw it. But you're damn right it's a good idea to put shit in your door. How else are you gonna know when someone is waiting inside your house for you?

I really shouldn't tell you this, but it's just as important to rig your internal doors between rooms as it is the exterior door. Look at it this way...they will usually LOOK for the exterior door to be rigged because they think that paranoid people will only be concerned with someone coming inside in the first place, but if you rig the interior doors as well, you'll know if anyone conducted a search of your place and could still be inside!

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-08-17 16:30:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-08-17 16:27:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahahahahahahah. This is right up there with JackMcCallum's "HAND ME THAT APRON, GODDAMN YOU!"

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Hey, I've never read that post. Would you be so kind as to linkwhore me to it?

Submitted by FilthyAssistant at 2006-08-17 16:27:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hahahahahahahahah. This is right up there with JackMcCallum's "HAND ME THAT APRON, GODDAMN YOU!"

Submitted by JonnyX at 2006-08-17 16:26:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

know any green golf ball jokes?

Submitted by Kale at 2006-08-17 16:09:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Great as usual

Submitted by Ingsoc at 2006-08-17 15:58:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

A post worth its weight in gold!

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-08-17 15:54:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-17 15:41:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll have you all know... I ACTUALLY DID have a piece of well-placed paper in my door at one time. No shit.

It's gone now though. Wha... IT'S GONE!?!?!

*panics*


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I think that doing that with a door is actually a pretty good idea. Did you ever see the movie Conspiracy Theory? Mel took things a bit too far with his front door.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-08-17 15:41:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'll have you all know... I ACTUALLY DID have a piece of well-placed paper in my door at one time. No shit.

It's gone now though. Wha... IT'S GONE!?!?!

*panics*












No, but seriously...I did have one. :$

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-08-17 15:00:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:57:51 (#)
Ranking: 2

Unfortunately, our society is concentrating on getting more people to use pcs for everything instead of properly educating them on how to use them and how/why they work. My mom is happy to check her email, play solitaire and occasionally upload a picture or two and she seems blissful in her ignorance but I'd bet that she'd fall for the .dll trick, too. Then again, she's 63 years old and doesn't care to learn about technology too much. She makes and cans killer homemade spaghetti sauce, though and that's all that matters.

I'm overly wordy today and I've had plenty of contact with the outside world so I wonder what's causing it. Ok, now I'm hungry so the wonder will have to wait.

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Yeah, I love how when you first go into your C drive, the computer is like, "NO, DON'T GO IN THERE, IT IS DANGEROUS AND YOU MIGHT BREAK THE COMPUTER."

Submitted by BobLobla at 2006-08-17 14:27:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

B@W

Submitted by Anansie at 2006-08-17 14:27:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by BadAssJulie at 2006-08-17 14:23:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Life101 at 2006-08-17 14:18:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-08-17 14:05:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

great, so now I'M the fucking asshole


WAY TO BE ON MY SIDE GUYS

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2006-08-17 13:57:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Unfortunately, our society is concentrating on getting more people to use pcs for everything instead of properly educating them on how to use them and how/why they work. My mom is happy to check her email, play solitaire and occasionally upload a picture or two and she seems blissful in her ignorance but I'd bet that she'd fall for the .dll trick, too. Then again, she's 63 years old and doesn't care to learn about technology too much. She makes and cans killer homemade spaghetti sauce, though and that's all that matters.

I'm overly wordy today and I've had plenty of contact with the outside world so I wonder what's causing it. Ok, now I'm hungry so the wonder will have to wait.

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-08-17 13:44:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:40:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

If that Hypatia chick actually tries to delete the .dll files off of her work pc, I'll buy you a car. She'll probably read this here but at least I can have a clear conscience that I indirectly and obscurely warned her.

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haaaaaaaaaahahahaha

People that are stupid enough to delete their dll files don't deserve to own a computer. I feel sorry for tech guys that have to deal with that. "Okay, now, click on the file button... No, the one up top. It's next to edit. No, it's in the tool bar. Yeah, the tool bar is at the top. No, that's the title bar."

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2006-08-17 13:41:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

And oh yeah:
B@W

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2006-08-17 13:40:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

If that Hypatia chick actually tries to delete the .dll files off of her work pc, I'll buy you a car. She'll probably read this here but at least I can have a clear conscience that I indirectly and obscurely warned her.

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-08-17 13:29:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-08-17 13:19:41 (#)
Ranking: 0

"Yeah, as far as conspiracies go, the contrail thing is just too good to leave out.

As for the birds, I recommend purchasing several cats."""
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I love the contrails conspiracies. Did you ever check out weatherwars.info? That dude is seriously jacked up. I think he felt like he painted himself into a corner by limiting his subject matter. He's now expanded into the realm of aliens harvesting energy from our sun and other such goodies. Check it out sometime; it's definitely different.

Cats won't work for me, dude. These are Mongolian cat-eating birds. I've been through a dozen cats this month alone. And don't get me started on the mated pair of purple-eyed snakebirds, either. They steal my underwear off the clothesline. Hey, I read somewhere that rhinos eat birds; think there's any truth to that? If I had a rhino, I'd take him to the dog park on a leash. He'd also eat dinner with me in the dining room.

You know what? I just realized that I'm crazy. I mean, the orderlies tell me all the time, but I'm starting to see what they mean. I love Thorazine; it makes me all floaty and shit.

Seacrest, out.

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Yeah, there are most definitely a lot of interesting contrail conspiracies. All I know is that they sure as hell ruin a lot of sunny days.

If you're having problems like that with the birds, you should invest in a mountain lion. Possibly a panther. Preferably a Siberian tiger. No bird will ever defeat a Siberian tiger. (except penguins, but they're not real birds)


Submitted by wardy at 2006-08-17 13:28:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-17 10:46:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

This belongs on B@W. It doesn't say anything about Ubersite whatsoever, and "Brad" could be anyone.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2006-08-17 13:20:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2006-08-17 13:20:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Aye-ya! Goddamnit. Fookin' ratings.

Submitted by mles76 at 2006-08-17 13:19:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

ha top drawer

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2006-08-17 13:19:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

"Yeah, as far as conspiracies go, the contrail thing is just too good to leave out.

As for the birds, I recommend purchasing several cats."""
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I love the contrails conspiracies. Did you ever check out weatherwars.info? That dude is seriously jacked up. I think he felt like he painted himself into a corner by limiting his subject matter. He's now expanded into the realm of aliens harvesting energy from our sun and other such goodies. Check it out sometime; it's definitely different.

Cats won't work for me, dude. These are Mongolian cat-eating birds. I've been through a dozen cats this month alone. And don't get me started on the mated pair of purple-eyed snakebirds, either. They steal my underwear off the clothesline. Hey, I read somewhere that rhinos eat birds; think there's any truth to that? If I had a rhino, I'd take him to the dog park on a leash. He'd also eat dinner with me in the dining room.

You know what? I just realized that I'm crazy. I mean, the orderlies tell me all the time, but I'm starting to see what they mean. I love Thorazine; it makes me all floaty and shit.

Seacrest, out.

Submitted by goferforhire at 2006-08-17 13:05:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

yay

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-08-17 13:05:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-08-17 12:57:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

goldmine

But weren't you the contrails/chemtrails paranoid? That post made me laugh like a retard, as did this one. Not that I'm not retarded, mind you, but that's not the point.

You gotta help me, man. The birds are watching me. They're stealing my thoughts and selling them on ebay at low, low prices.

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Yeah, as far as conspiracies go, the contrail thing is just too good to leave out.

As for the birds, I recommend purchasing several cats.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2006-08-17 12:57:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

goldmine

But weren't you the contrails/chemtrails paranoid? That post made me laugh like a retard, as did this one. Not that I'm not retarded, mind you, but that's not the point.

You gotta help me, man. The birds are watching me. They're stealing my thoughts and selling them on ebay at low, low prices.

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy at 2006-08-17 12:39:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Nessie pic, filename, ...
But I love how he has a Blackberry.
And how he berates the Walmart worker, right before buying shit there.

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-08-17 12:05:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-17 11:21:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

what the hell man. if they're coming at you, they must be zombies. they probably want to eat your brains. shit.

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what the hell man ,if gholas commenting my post ,more better she gives a plus two and it gets on the most heated

Submitted by GodChicken at 2006-08-17 12:05:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by pen_name at 2006-08-17 11:54:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by rob_berg at 2006-08-17 11:50:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2



well done!

My favorite was the picture of the loch ness monster! Fantastic subtle comedy.

big claps - you certainly earned the win on this one.

Submitted by Hypatia86 at 2006-08-17 11:28:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

funny... +2 cause Wallmart sucks

Submitted by ghola at 2006-08-17 11:21:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

what the hell man. if they're coming at you, they must be zombies. they probably want to eat your brains. shit.

Submitted by seanfogy at 2006-08-17 11:05:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

good stuff

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-08-17 10:57:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-17 10:46:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

This belongs on B@W. It doesn't say anything about Ubersite whatsoever, and "Brad" could be anyone.

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Thanks, Method. And yeah, I made sure it could've been anyone, and not to reference Uber at all.

Submitted by Maltese at 2006-08-17 10:51:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I HAVE THE FIRST DRAFT OF THIS THAT FTW SENT ME OVER MSN!!!

COLLECTER'S ITEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*shoots self through the head*

Submitted by Method at 2006-08-17 10:46:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This belongs on B@W. It doesn't say anything about Ubersite whatsoever, and "Brad" could be anyone.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-08-17 10:40:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

That disclaimer reaks of gayness, though.

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-08-17 10:33:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-08-17 10:28:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

Even though the disclaimer was kind of weak, I thought the post was a +2 before I read it so it'll stay that way.

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Ahhhh, you too.

Submitted by scourge at 2006-08-17 10:29:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hello slightly funny post.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 at 2006-08-17 10:28:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Even though the disclaimer was kind of weak, I thought the post was a +2 before I read it so it'll stay that way.

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-08-17 10:27:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

And half the reason for the "disclaimer" was so that people that didn't know ETS wouldn't think it was some inside joke that they couldn't enjoy.

Ah, hell, whatever, I posted it at three in the morning, and I was tired as baby Jesus, cut me some slack.

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-08-17 10:25:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Guys, seriously. The disclaimer had nothing to do with the post. I just wanted to let ETS know that I did this for fun, not cause I hate him. If that bothers you, that's kind of weird.

Submitted by Average_Dan at 2006-08-17 10:19:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Oh chrisp, have a +2 for the toothpick alone.

And the rape scene.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-08-17 10:16:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The truth is out there.

Submitted by TigerLilly at 2006-08-17 10:14:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"The toothpick fell..."


Hahahahahahaha..



Poor Brad! I like him and his crazytalk. This was hilarious though. Golden.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-08-17 10:12:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This WAS funnier than shit...and a quality likeness of that nutcase, too.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-08-17 10:10:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Much better than that stupid MSPaint mess.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2006-08-17 09:56:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

aaaaahahahahahahaah

Submitted by Method at 2006-08-17 09:55:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Dude, this was REALLY funny. I just went through it again. EVERYTHING was golden, and you know I don't like you or your smug, teeny bop attitude.

Submitted by ubetidid at 2006-08-17 09:48:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

hell, you get a +10
one of the funniest things i've read on UBER.

however, i do love ETS.

Submitted by RyuFu at 2006-08-17 09:37:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This was extremely funny. Although I don't support the recent trend of rating based on filenames, you get an unofficial bonus point for it in this instance.

Submitted by Wrightcopy at 2006-08-17 09:17:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Is that a picture of the Loch Ness Monster?

Submitted by UnderOathMeal at 2006-08-17 08:52:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Auto +2 ETS bashing.

Classic.

Submitted by kaos-king at 2006-08-17 08:48:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by alwayspeach1 at 2006-08-17 07:51:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Enjoyable.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2006-08-17 07:36:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"Oh god, why did they have to send a kid?"

I used to put olives on my fingers, too.

And I don't think there's anything wrong with admitting it's all in fun, whether it's obvious or not. Your "disclaimer" is not in the post, and I think it's silly to imply it takes away from it at all.

This was funny.

Submitted by DCWoody at 2006-08-17 07:32:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Method at 2006-08-17 07:26:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This was chock full of gems.

"The toothpick fell"

And calling ubersite his blog cracked me up.

Good job.

Submitted by indoninja at 2006-08-17 07:16:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-17 03:32:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't take this personally, ETS. I have nothing against you, and often agree with you. It's all in good fun. In fact, it's not even about you! EHEM.

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Would have been +2 without the disclaimer.

Submitted by fun_with_needles at 2006-08-17 05:47:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

OMG

Submitted by fun_with_needles at 2006-08-17 05:47:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

OMG

Submitted by ASO at 2006-08-17 05:13:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-08-17 04:04:08 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-17 03:32:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't take this personally, ETS. I have nothing against you, and often agree with you. It's all in good fun. In fact, it's not even about you! EHEM.

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way to ruin the fucking post with your pathetic disclaimer

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Submitted by VelvetElvis at 2006-08-17 05:01:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

PLUS FUCKING 2. And I never use caps.

If B doesn't +2 this, I lose all respect for him. Great job. God dammit!

Submitted by JoeyG at 2006-08-17 04:47:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

great way to poke fun and laugh at people.

Submitted by Spooner at 2006-08-17 04:30:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

All of your posts are awesome. All of them. I want to give you hugs and stuff.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-08-17 04:28:33 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

thats what I'm saying

Submitted by professorfuckface at 2006-08-17 04:04:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-17 03:32:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't take this personally, ETS. I have nothing against you, and often agree with you. It's all in good fun. In fact, it's not even about you! EHEM.

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way to ruin the fucking post with your pathetic disclaimer

Submitted by Mister_Fahrenheit at 2006-08-17 03:58:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-08-17 03:50:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

heh

Submitted by Sockster at 2006-08-17 03:45:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I have some spots on my neck, and I'm kinda freaked that they might be cancer, my dad has skin cancer, I'll never tell anybody though.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2006-08-17 03:43:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The man has long fingernails and a knife. Why go about and poke him with a stick?!

ETS Dude, if you're hungry and don't want Ramen noodles anymore, I'll send you a case of Mac n' Cheese and some black olives.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-08-17 03:39:05 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-08-17 03:32:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Don't take this personally, ETS. I have nothing against you, and often agree with you. It's all in good fun. In fact, it's not even about you! EHEM.

Submitted by LSD420 at 2006-08-17 03:31:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 for teaching me never to uh...give up... um... yeah... so thanks man


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