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Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2006-08-19 18:54:25 EDT
Rating: 0.9 on 26 ratings (26 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I put this together while stuck in a tent in Kyrgyzstan. Before getting here, I was in Kazakhstan, Turkmenistan, Afghanistan… you get the picture. For the most part, I never get deployed for more than 45 days at a time. However, it was around day 130 in the system. Still not a long time compared to those who do a full year in the desert, but still shitty none the less.

After that long, you start missing the little things. Sleeping in your own bed, taking a crap on your own toilet, and American television. Sure, we have AFN to watch, but that is worse than the WB. We had a few BBC channels, but come on… it’s BBC.

Have you ever heard a Brit say ‘aluminum’? It’s funny as Hell. Okay… back to the subject at hand.

Along with my laptop and cameras, I tend to bring some portable recording equipment with me when I travel. Just like a camera… you never know when it might come in handy.

And shit posts like this are also handy during slow days on Uber.

MARVEL at my not-so-pleasing voice!

Be ASTOUNDED as I perform four, that’s FOUR different parts simultaneously!

You will be left FLABBERGASTED at the simplicity of the lyrics.*









*none of the previous claims are guaranteed


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Submitted by Sinistral at 2006-09-24 21:37:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sepsis at 2006-09-02 14:49:04 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-09-02 12:42:41 (#)
Ranking: -2

uberboard auto -2

Submitted by Life101 at 2006-09-02 12:42:41 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

uberboard auto -2

Submitted by MANICMOTHER at 2006-09-02 08:47:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Antioxident at 2006-09-02 08:26:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-01 15:58:34 (#)
Ranking: -2

We call it 'Aluminium' BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT'S FUCKING CALLED. hadn't you guys noticed that almost all of the chemiical elementsend that way?

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Too bad youre wrong, and it actually is Aluminum

Submitted by moneyshotforyou at 2006-09-02 08:18:28 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Sounds really rough.

Submitted by pen_name at 2006-09-02 07:54:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i'm astounded at how angry and defensive brits are about their aluminum.


they also spell gray "grey" and tire "tyre."

in old, old english, forty was "fourti" and four was "foure"

on the grammar side, they put their commas outside their quotation marks. that's "daft", ain't it?

they call periods "full stops."

parentheses are called "brackets.' to make up for possible confusion, they call their brackets "square brackets."



...yeah, i read "eats, shoots and leaves"

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Submitted by pen_name at 2006-09-02 07:28:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-09-02 05:08:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I liked the tune

Submitted by Spam at 2006-09-01 19:52:15 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-09-01 16:10:08 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-01 15:58:34 (#)
Ranking: -2

We call it 'Aluminium' BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT'S FUCKING CALLED. hadn't you guys noticed that almost all of the chemiical elementsend that way?

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Yeah, I was never one for sitting around and studying the Periodic Chart of the Elements.

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Yeah. That would explain a lot.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2006-09-01 16:21:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ridiculously wonderful. Reminds me of Da Vinci's Notebook or other similar groups.

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2006-09-01 16:10:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-01 15:58:34 (#)
Ranking: -2

We call it 'Aluminium' BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT'S FUCKING CALLED. hadn't you guys noticed that almost all of the chemiical elementsend that way?

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Yeah, I was never one for sitting around and studying the Periodic Chart of the Elements.

You should inform the fine people at Reynolds that they have been fucking up for years.

Submitted by ruthless at 2006-09-01 16:05:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

That's fuckin cool.

Submitted by Spam at 2006-09-01 15:58:34 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

We call it 'Aluminium' BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT'S FUCKING CALLED. hadn't you guys noticed that almost all of the chemiical elementsend that way?

Submitted by JonnyX at 2006-08-21 17:02:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

OOOH ROCK ME AMADEUS

AMADEUS AMADEUS
AMADEUS AMADEUS
A-A-A-A-AMADEUS

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2006-08-20 22:45:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-08-20 21:38:33 (#)
Ranking: -2


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I will -2 for this exact reason. And because it's the entire english-speaking world outside of america that say it that way, not just "the brits"

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Oh, Boo-freaking-Hoo

Submitted by dr_weazel at 2006-08-20 21:38:33 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-08-19 19:14:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

Heh.

Did you know it was a british guy who named aluminium? Even you lot spelled it with the second i up to the start of the 20th century.

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I will -2 for this exact reason. And because it's the entire english-speaking world outside of america that say it that way, not just "the brits"

Submitted by rockdocc at 2006-08-20 03:29:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

that was koo

Submitted by TheUniter at 2006-08-20 02:58:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2006-08-19 21:48:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

-2, no guitar solo.

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2006-08-19 20:11:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I have no idea how to fly a plane but that doesn't matter

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If you only had any idea how right you are...

Submitted by BadAssJulie at 2006-08-19 20:04:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'll trade you jobs if you'd like. You fly planes or something for the air force right? I have no idea how to fly a plane but that doesn't matter.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant at 2006-08-19 19:14:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Heh.

Did you know it was a british guy who named aluminium? Even you lot spelled it with the second i up to the start of the 20th century.

Submitted by Maltese at 2006-08-19 19:04:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You should've run quicker, but you weren't built like a ni... I mean gravedigger.

Submitted by ilikesteak at 2006-08-19 19:02:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hahaha

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2006-08-19 19:01:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm marvastoundaflabbergastinated


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