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Real Dolls for Pedophiles, or Babies you CAN Make Fun Of

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2006-08-30 14:11:37 EDT
Rating: 1.76 on 97 ratings (97 reviews) (Review this item) (V)





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Submitted by simplemindedhafwit at 2008-10-08 14:32:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

uberboard "I have never let my shlonging interfere with my education." - Marks Twain

Submitted by Jack_McCallum at 2008-10-08 13:56:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


I don't remember this.
I forgot this.
What?

Submitted by webcorona at 2007-01-09 11:23:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Stabkill at 2007-01-08 15:02:46 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by lodnem at 2006-12-31 02:50:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i want to put them all in a giant microwave, turn it on high and make a big babycake while singing hymns.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2006-09-23 15:19:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

JESUS H CHRIST, I WAS ONLY JOKING HERE..WHAT THE FUCK?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0921062doll1.html

Submitted by Axolotl at 2006-09-20 17:41:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-13 21:50:47 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-06 20:53:25 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-30 17:09:43 (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah, that's right..I'm so excited I +2d myself. Better than #2ing myself, I suppose.

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I did not understand this joke for a good ten seconds. Ha Ha.
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I didn't get it for about 8, nonetheless, I felt retarded when I did.
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same here

Submitted by Allyson at 2006-09-19 00:02:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

read it...

don't remember if i rated it.


still love it!

Submitted by Average_Dan at 2006-09-13 21:50:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-06 20:53:25 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-30 17:09:43 (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah, that's right..I'm so excited I +2d myself. Better than #2ing myself, I suppose.

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I did not understand this joke for a good ten seconds. Ha Ha.
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I didn't get it for about 8, nonetheless, I felt retarded when I did.

Submitted by coley at 2006-09-13 16:55:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I did not see this. I was on vacaaaation.

Submitted by Amontillado at 2006-09-13 14:37:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

y halo thar nipples

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2006-09-12 08:36:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

what the FUCK is up with that shit?! They cant sell those!

Submitted by HighVoltage900 at 2006-09-08 15:04:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I am hit # 50001

Submitted by ih8u2man at 2006-09-06 21:12:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Great. Great. Great.

Three stories of awesome and an elevator up to cool. Next stop.....


i'm fucking really high people.

Submitted by ASO at 2006-09-06 20:53:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-30 17:09:43 (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah, that's right..I'm so excited I +2d myself. Better than #2ing myself, I suppose.

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I did not understand this joke for a good ten seconds. Ha Ha.

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-09-06 19:31:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Great honk

Submitted by Adamdidit2u at 2006-09-06 19:03:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

hahahhhhhhhhhhhahahah

Submitted by scourge at 2006-09-05 18:59:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

ME RANDOM USER

ME NO THINK THIS GO B@W

ME JUST SAYING

MY OPINION IMPORTANT

ME WANT COOKIE FOR GIVE YOU OPINION


AAAAAAHH EEEEH eeeH AAAAWWW

*snarl hiss hiss*

ME ANGRY

GIVE COOKIE

NOW!





give it a rest assclowns. sheesh, like we care about your opinions.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 at 2006-09-05 12:30:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Licious this is good, don't get me wrong. But B@W is kind of a stretch.

Still, congratulations.

Submitted by Aeneas at 2006-09-04 11:19:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

It was amusing, but I honestly didn't agree with it being B@W. Congratulations though.

Submitted by MyTeeOne at 2006-09-01 10:00:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You love me 'cause I'm awesome and creepy all at once, too, right?
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Birds of feather darling...

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2006-09-01 04:53:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm not for pedophilia and I doubt there is a person on this website that endorses it (on real babies anyway)...

But I am loving giving the finger to the FBI and SS and all the other minions out to undermine our Bill of Rights for their globalist aims.

We're onto you, motherfuckers. Now get fucked.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-09-01 00:29:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I put on my lollers before reading this.
And for that, I am thankful.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2006-08-31 23:08:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:15:52 (#)
Ranking: 1

How did I miss this? This is awesome and creepy all at once. It's why I love you sooooo much.
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A rare MyTee sighting, WOO

You love me 'cause I'm awesome and creepy all at once, too, right?

Submitted by goferforhire at 2006-08-31 20:31:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Congratulations.

And hi-fuckin-larious.

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart at 2006-08-31 19:56:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"please don't hit me again, mommy"
haha
nice.

Submitted by MyTeeOne at 2006-08-31 18:16:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

and another. *Mwuh*

Submitted by MyTeeOne at 2006-08-31 18:16:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

And another...

Submitted by MyTeeOne at 2006-08-31 18:15:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

How did I miss this? This is awesome and creepy all at once. It's why I love you sooooo much.

Submitted by Davros at 2006-08-31 15:21:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

LIKE OMG WTF LOL!!! B@W!!!!!


-Dave

Submitted by professorfuckface at 2006-08-31 15:09:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

fucking lame

Submitted by Anansie at 2006-08-31 11:56:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Oh dear.

Submitted by William_Q_Percy at 2006-08-31 11:31:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

AWESOME!

Submitted by VelvetElvis at 2006-08-31 04:39:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Filename saved it, my thoughts exactly

Submitted by DonovanMD at 2006-08-31 04:29:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Someone should email this to all those growing family fuckers.

Congrats on B@W

Submitted by phuzzygish at 2006-08-31 04:05:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

HOLY CRAP WHAT BIG NIPPLEYS

Submitted by JoeyG at 2006-08-31 01:25:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Great stuff!!

Submitted by Stagger_Lee at 2006-08-30 21:07:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Most uncool.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2006-08-30 21:01:34 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

HAR HAR. Camping on your B@W post. The proud mother hen, brooding over the turd in her ubernest.

Submitted by kaos-king at 2006-08-30 20:55:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Congrats on B@W!!!

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2006-08-30 20:52:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Fag below.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2006-08-30 20:49:09 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

FEETIES=auto-2

ABORT THAT CUNT BITCH

Submitted by awesome_face at 2006-08-30 19:22:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This post would be under the best ever except these babies aren't dead/

What's that you say?

They are?

Fuck you!

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2006-08-30 19:06:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by delboy (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:20:06 (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, actually, as disturbing as what it is, might it be an actually viable, er, antidote or, substitute whatever, for pedophiles? Rather a rubber doll than an actual child? Think about it. But not too much.
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Well, without getting into some of the deeper issues sometimes involved with pedophilia (like the need to control the victim)- your suggestion is the same reason I titled this post as I did. On a serious note, I suppose it's a possibility.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2006-08-30 19:05:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

tasteful

Submitted by delboy at 2006-08-30 18:20:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Well, actually, as disturbing as what it is, might it be an actually viable, er, antidote or, substitute whatever, for pedophiles? Rather a rubber doll than an actual child? Think about it. But not too much.

Submitted by Soley_Trinity at 2006-08-30 18:10:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Those nipples look quite inviting.

Submitted by Levity at 2006-08-30 17:54:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

phag below

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2006-08-30 17:51:52 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-08-30 16:31:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-30 15:45:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-30 14:41:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-08-30 14:19:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-30 14:13:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W


disturbing

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-08-30 17:44:36 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Rating's too high. Sorry.

Submitted by Chroniclysm at 2006-08-30 17:23:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"I saw weird stuff in that place. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in."

Submitted by KindaNews at 2006-08-30 17:15:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I would normally give this a 0 at best, but I'm a little scared of the Leg.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-08-30 17:10:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Someone gets B@W and now they're putting on airs.

For shame.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2006-08-30 17:09:43 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Yeah, that's right..I'm so excited I +2d myself. Better than #2ing myself, I suppose.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2006-08-30 17:09:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

OH

MY

GOD

!!!

B@W?

Whoever is responsible for submitting this..I'm surprised and flattered. Thank you so much.

Fuck Disneyland- I'M GOING TO LIBIDO HONALEE!

Submitted by gravitas at 2006-08-30 17:05:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

less than 4 months until christmas

Submitted by JonnyX at 2006-08-30 16:57:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

hmmm, my ealier rating was deleted for some reason.

Submitted by c1ndy at 2006-08-30 16:54:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

hehe these are horrible, and they look really real too. A parent at school once turned up for a meeting to discuss her naughty kid, and brought a pushchair with one of those in, as well as another random kid. I was talking to this pretend baby to be polite until she explained. I told them it was well creepy, and asked why they had decided to push it round in a real size pushchair thing.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2006-08-30 16:46:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Congrats hinny. Deserved.

Submitted by ghola at 2006-08-30 16:44:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


you are my hero

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-08-30 16:42:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Goddamn that was fast, by the way.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-08-30 16:42:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Congrats on B@W.

My work here is done.

Submitted by Spooner at 2006-08-30 16:37:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Brilliant.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-08-30 16:31:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Nope. ghola's at least 50% ninja, but she doesn't count either. Better luck next gene pool.

Though if your girl bits are horizontal and not vertical, we can talk.


We have no 100% asians here.

No "kracka-san" to represent the group in this, the Whitest Site on the Intarweb.

Submitted by lechuza at 2006-08-30 16:31:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-30 15:45:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-30 14:41:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-08-30 14:19:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-30 14:13:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W


disturbing

Submitted by little_miss_know_it_all at 2006-08-30 16:27:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hey Orgas-
I'm half chinky, does that count?

Submitted by Feety at 2006-08-30 16:13:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i'm going to be so much hotter than these clowns when i'm born.

*kicks*

Submitted by Ejryuu at 2006-08-30 15:49:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

B@W

Submitted by kaos-king at 2006-08-30 15:45:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-30 14:41:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-08-30 14:19:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-30 14:13:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W


disturbing

Submitted by NerfHerder at 2006-08-30 15:42:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

HOLY SHIT this is great.

Submitted by Susie_Derkins at 2006-08-30 15:39:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

!!!!

Submitted by simple_catalyst at 2006-08-30 15:33:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

ewe.

or

eww.

whaterever.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2006-08-30 15:15:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

You guys have no idea the restraint I had to use to pare the number of photos down.

You really should check out the website for the other ones.

ALSO, PHOTOSHOP IS RACIST. I TRIED AUTO-PLACING THE PHOTOS AND IT PLACED ALL THE BLACK BABIES TOGETHER. CALL THE ACLU.

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2006-08-30 14:56:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

$149 for severely underage sex? Someone should contact sicosemen.

Submitted by precision at 2006-08-30 14:56:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

those damn things are just creepy

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-08-30 14:51:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Couldn't they make those babies look a little less retarded?

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2006-08-30 14:51:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-30 14:48:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

Jakey, you pleasure delayer, stop cutting yourself off at the brink to come back here and look at the little loveys.

Just shoot your seed and stare at them while you enjoy the afterglow.
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*gazes in contentment. Rubs eyes. They're burning for some reason*

Submitted by ghola at 2006-08-30 14:51:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I am so creeped out right now. You have no idea.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-08-30 14:48:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Jakey, you pleasure delayer, stop cutting yourself off at the brink to come back here and look at the little loveys.

Just shoot your seed and stare at them while you enjoy the afterglow.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2006-08-30 14:47:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Christ - i hate this post. Hate it.




It's still brilliant.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal at 2006-08-30 14:42:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I like how the second-to-last, black one is labelled 'clay'. HAHAHA!!

Intentional? I think not.

Submitted by darko at 2006-08-30 14:41:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-08-30 14:19:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-30 14:13:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W


disturbing

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2006-08-30 14:41:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Oh.
Dear.
God.

Submitted by whiskey_jack at 2006-08-30 14:37:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Those are mutha fuckin horrifying. Those will seriously haunt my dreams for a while. Though I bet having one of those small hands on your cock would make it look way bigger.

Submitted by Pentameter at 2006-08-30 14:34:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

That last doll is so wrong.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2006-08-30 14:32:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I have returned to express my disapproval of these little fuckers.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-08-30 14:30:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

They have plenty of young female dolls, right?

If so, I'm picking up an early Christmas present for sicosemen.

Submitted by scourge at 2006-08-30 14:28:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I disapprove of this.

I'll be sending this to the FBI right away.

Submitted by badassmofo at 2006-08-30 14:27:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

RealDolls are immature assholes

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2006-08-30 14:24:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"Tyke Dykes on Bikes"...oh my God.

Disturbing and high-larious at the same time.

Submitted by Hookhand at 2006-08-30 14:23:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Dykes on bikes made me ROFLshart

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-08-30 14:23:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Now I'm hungaly.

Hungaly for baby.

There are no asians on Uber.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2006-08-30 14:22:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Freaked me out quite badly

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2006-08-30 14:19:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-30 14:13:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W


disturbing

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-08-30 14:17:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I think you tried too hard. This would have been better if you were ripping on the morons of Ubersite, instead.

Submitted by boomslang at 2006-08-30 14:15:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I laughed, I cried.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-08-30 14:13:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

B@W


Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.

Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.

Homer: Why you little -- !

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