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The Only Reason I Ever Want Children

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m at 2006-10-27 09:25:35 EDT
Rating: 1.92 on 29 ratings (29 reviews) (Review this item) (V)



this is going to come back to haunt me if i ever have an accident prone kid.jpg
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Submitted by GMCrayon at 2006-10-29 18:38:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-27 09:31:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for refering to children as "it"

Submitted by Maltese at 2006-10-29 09:26:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

The only reason you want children is so that you can secks them.

Submitted by Amontillado at 2006-10-28 16:04:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2006-10-28 11:27:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Git

Submitted by Pentameter at 2006-10-28 08:01:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Awesome!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2006-10-28 07:49:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Filename.

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-10-28 01:16:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

WOOO DRUNKEN TWISTER!

Submitted by kaos-king at 2006-10-28 00:10:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by firefly at 2006-10-27 17:02:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by ilikesteak at 2006-10-27 15:27:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

A child is 2 things. A work slave, and a sex slave.

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2006-10-27 14:31:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Nath, I'll have your babies.

I got moobs and everything for you.

Submitted by I_love_Kracka at 2006-10-27 14:17:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I wana have your babies too

Submitted by Davros at 2006-10-27 11:55:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You are a bad man Nath.

A Bad Bad Man.

I have terrible wind.

-Dave

Submitted by Axolotl at 2006-10-27 11:36:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Cludeo?

In the states it's just Clue.

Submitted by hour_man at 2006-10-27 11:03:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-27 10:39:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-27 09:53:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

Who is the most barren woman on Uber?

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CabaretGirl. She can't even grow a beard let alone a fetus.
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hahahahahahaha

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-10-27 10:39:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-27 09:53:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

Who is the most barren woman on Uber?

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CabaretGirl. She can't even grow a beard let alone a fetus.

Submitted by livEvil at 2006-10-27 10:36:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

+1 for effort.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2006-10-27 10:19:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I always yell "Who's your daddy?" at The Boy when I'm winning at a game.

Submitted by mattnotharry at 2006-10-27 10:18:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Awesome

Submitted by Beano312003 at 2006-10-27 10:14:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Connect 4
Kerplunk
Operation
etc

There is more mileage out of this.

Submitted by creep_firebombing at 2006-10-27 09:59:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

freak

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2006-10-27 09:53:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Who is the most barren woman on Uber?

Submitted by JoeyG at 2006-10-27 09:53:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by DrogoRoch at 2006-10-27 09:50:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ignore me actually I scrolled a bit to far too quick. I'm going back to bed.

Submitted by DrogoRoch at 2006-10-27 09:49:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You forgot scalectrix and meccano. Maybe I'm old meh.

Submitted by Shaun_Rocks at 2006-10-27 09:39:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 09:35:27 (#)
Ranking: 1

Michael J. Fox likes Hungry, Hungry Hippos?
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It's true, it was the first thing he talked about on Inside The Actors Studio

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-10-27 09:38:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Free labor...right?

Submitted by UnderOathMeal at 2006-10-27 09:35:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Michael J. Fox likes Hungry, Hungry Hippos?

Submitted by ghola at 2006-10-27 09:31:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 for refering to children as "it"


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