Love, Thy Name Is ProlapseSubmitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-11-13 14:28:28 EST
Rating: 1.36 on 32 ratings (32 reviews) (Review this item) (V)
My dear this simply cannot be - look now upon your second, higher hole.
Bloomping and innards-free, it rests above the skin beyond your hole.
Who would have thought it would look like a swollen carrot?
So much for my idea of a thin, flapping pink, unfooted sock in your hole.
Is this my fault or did you sit on a hammer?
You should take care not to put big things in your hole.
My father once whispered me truths on his deathbed,
Saying "Son, beware the woman whose innards peek from her hole."
Pteradon and wily Allosaurus remembered, gecko girl, mermaid,
Echoing the past, this three inch vestigal tail of your hole.
Radish in an old farmer's fist, mushroom cap in the bog,
Growth in a divided country, sweet fruit from the earth's hole.
Cinnamon bun delight, colonoscopy photographs unframed,
Early stages of untitled, unfinished Swayze/Moore pottery project: this, your muddy hole.
Polaroids taped to my bedroom door (flick, see what develops)
Double negatives flipped from an inverted hole.
Amputated limb of an Ugnaut, carbonite-stilled and Jabba-bound,
Thawed and displayed proudly before the Sarlac's hungry hole.
Whosoever seeks the truth is rewarded by the light
As whoever seeks anal abominations is rewarded by your hole.
You do not like to fly. This is why I drug your bananas.
Jibberjabber whistling from the spasms of the courderoy ribbéd hole.
I am become a crane operator working the gears of war
Clutching the stickshift presented by your sexy Caterpillar hole.
The celebrant welcomes and the lights die down and I am in jeaopardy,
I know the answer and win by pressing the buzzer of your hole.
Bound without and not within - in freedom the jailer cries,
The butt rests raw, a sad badger upon the plain...denied her hole.
I wear no scrubs, no gloves, no gown, no instrument to use save one,
Would that I were he who insurance pays to stuff it all back inside your hole.
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