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Further Adventures of Labyrinth - Episode I: Hoggle Gets Hoodwinked

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-11-17 16:14:42 EST
Rating: 1.82 on 66 ratings (66 reviews) (Review this item) (V)



Who, me. No, I'm just a worm. Say, come inside, and meet the missus..JPG
Who, me. No, I'm just a worm. Say, come inside, and meet the missus..JPG


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Submitted by FALLEN at 2008-07-18 12:20:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2007-03-30 09:59:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The "lickylickyHONALEE" bit still slays me...

Submitted by kaos-king at 2007-03-30 09:31:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by simple_catalyst at 2007-03-29 17:10:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by firefly at 2006-11-20 12:08:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2006-11-20 08:56:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Holy crap dude....

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-11-20 00:21:05 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-19 21:20:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

fucking is cool

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I haven't seen any fucking here yet. I weep for the future of this series.

Submitted by scourge at 2006-11-19 21:20:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

fucking is cool

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2006-11-19 20:55:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This is just so bizzarre and archaic that I really have no reaction but to laugh.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-11-19 11:45:06 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-19 06:51:04 (#)
Ranking: 0

youre being internet blown by a whole bunch of strangers.

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What else do you expect around here? Any user, on any given post, is technically blown, harrassed or ignored by a bunch of internet strangers. Way of the virtual world and such.

Submitted by Poots at 2006-11-19 11:09:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This was very moving.
I mean I pooped.
I moved then I pooped. Alot!

Submitted by iddqd at 2006-11-19 06:51:04 EST (#)
Rating: 0

sorry, this is boring, and not particularly witty. david bowie and gay jokes? whoa, look out for bill hicks, here, he'll cut you with his razor wit.

youre being internet blown by a whole bunch of strangers. you should go get an etd test.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama at 2006-11-18 23:52:58 EST (#)
Rating: 0

yeah david bowie definately had some "nad padding" going on

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-11-18 23:37:34 EST (#)
Rating: 0

15 eh?

Looks like it's illegal to fwap to anyone piece of coozee but the junk lady in this movie.

Submitted by frankthebear at 2006-11-18 23:32:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

*points out that jennifer connely was only 15 when they made this movie......











..washes brain out with soap......


















....and david bowie pads his junk

Submitted by Lmarie22000 at 2006-11-18 21:41:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Amontillado at 2006-11-18 20:13:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by extacy_red at 2006-11-18 19:14:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2

woot.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2006-11-18 10:47:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Mental

Submitted by kuroneko_sama at 2006-11-18 04:08:06 EST (#)
Rating: 0

i just now noticed...but david bowie looks kinda like kevin bacon.....

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2006-11-18 00:28:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Way to pretend you're gonna get laid fatso.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2006-11-17 23:34:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-17 23:31:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll fuck someone this weekend, O.

Thing is, he doesn't know Uber exists and I intend to keep it that way so you'll just have to take me at my word.


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Hmmm, I just realized who I sounded like with that.



yeeesh

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2006-11-17 23:31:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'll fuck someone this weekend, O.

Thing is, he doesn't know Uber exists and I intend to keep it that way so you'll just have to take me at my word.


And Coleslaw, really! I hardly know you!


*fanning away the vapors*

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-11-17 23:22:42 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-17 22:25:44 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-17 17:30:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-11-17 17:24:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-17 17:02:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck you Coleslaw, Labyrinth ruled!
_________________

Fuck me.

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Fuck him, forensic.
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somebody should fuck somebody

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Agreed. If somebody doesn't fuck somebody soon, I'm not continuing this series.

Submitted by frankthebear at 2006-11-17 23:18:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

very well done, waiting for the next part!

Submitted by scourge at 2006-11-17 22:25:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-17 17:30:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-11-17 17:24:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-17 17:02:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck you Coleslaw, Labyrinth ruled!
_________________

Fuck me.

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Fuck him, forensic.
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somebody should fuck somebody

nice work O-town

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2006-11-17 21:54:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Stagger_Lee at 2006-11-17 21:49:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by maiorano84 at 2006-11-17 20:00:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Jennifer Connelly has major tits.

Submitted by KindaNews at 2006-11-17 19:38:42 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2006-11-17 19:02:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Again.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2006-11-17 19:01:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

FUck, sorry.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2006-11-17 19:01:26 EST (#)
Rating: 0

aklajsdk jkjkafdjkl kjsdklj askljfd jaksdjf a;fd; kj;lkja sdfj asdfj kl aadf j aklsfdj klasdklj. I just typed that using only the "home keys."

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-11-17 17:31:19 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-11-17 17:24:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

I admit, this is still one of my favorite movies, even have the soundtrack. Was going to name my son after the Goblin King, but mistook the name and placed a D instead of a th, shame really.

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Two ahumblefool sightings in a 24 hour period.

I am as happy as a schoolgirl.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-11-17 17:30:38 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-11-17 17:24:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-17 17:02:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck you Coleslaw, Labyrinth ruled!
_________________

Fuck me.

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Fuck him, forensic.

Submitted by ahumblefool at 2006-11-17 17:24:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I admit, this is still one of my favorite movies, even have the soundtrack. Was going to name my son after the Goblin King, but mistook the name and placed a D instead of a th, shame really.

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy at 2006-11-17 17:24:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-17 17:02:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck you Coleslaw, Labyrinth ruled!
_________________

Fuck me.

Submitted by HotWillie at 2006-11-17 17:22:12 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by JMG114 at 2006-11-17 17:16:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

For years I thought that the Bowie's character was named Jared. It thrilled me until I found out the sad, sorry truth.

This was amazing.

Submitted by Razor at 2006-11-17 17:09:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Continue.

Submitted by pen_name at 2006-11-17 17:03:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Anansie at 2006-11-17 17:02:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-17 16:59:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-17 16:50:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

I know, right. I'm tempted to write a strongly-worded letter. What a fucking idiot.
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It's definitely satire. Take a look at the author's archive.

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Yeah, I looked. It must be. Everything else is just too vulgar and sarcastic for that to be serious.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2006-11-17 17:02:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Really superb

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2006-11-17 17:02:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Fuck you Coleslaw, Labyrinth ruled!

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy at 2006-11-17 16:59:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

By the way, what types of stupid shiite did you chaps watch when you were little?
I was way ahead of my time. I had Aqua Teen DVDs and shit,... back in the 80's.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2006-11-17 16:59:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-17 16:50:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

I know, right. I'm tempted to write a strongly-worded letter. What a fucking idiot.
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It's definitely satire. Take a look at the author's archive.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2006-11-17 16:58:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

And the ONLY reason Bowie took that role is so he could wear trousers that showed off his ass and penis bulge.




I wonder if Jagger masturbated while he watched it.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2006-11-17 16:57:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Fucking brilliant. Ace

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2006-11-17 16:56:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-17 16:19:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

I fucking love you.

I'd hate you for turning "Labyrinth" into a homoerotic travesty if David Bowie's package, bulging out of his hotpants, hadn't already done that. Dammit, I DID noticed it when I was.....NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! *Anansie's "7" & "never" edited out and replaced by moi.*

Submitted by Cyrus at 2006-11-17 16:54:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Ohhhhh yeah. Great movie - and J.C. was, what, about 18 when she made that movie?

Submitted by Anansie at 2006-11-17 16:54:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Maybe it's a parody. I mean, come on now.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-11-17 16:51:31 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Just invite him/her here, to teach all of us.

Submitted by Anansie at 2006-11-17 16:50:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I know, right. I'm tempted to write a strongly-worded letter. What a fucking idiot.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-11-17 16:46:55 EST (#)
Rating: 0

"You see, Sarah finds herself in an abortion clinic, here referred to as the Bog of Eternal Stench."


Wow.





Wow.

Submitted by ih8u2man at 2006-11-17 16:43:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

A+++

Submitted by Anansie at 2006-11-17 16:42:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/labyrinth.html

Ahahahahaha. Oh man. Some people just try way to hard.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-11-17 16:35:44 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Glad I didn't go with my first instinct - to do a post called "Bleaargh, look at my balls" with many a shot of Bowie playing w/ his crystals.

Submitted by ruthless at 2006-11-17 16:32:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Holy hell.

Submitted by Anansie at 2006-11-17 16:29:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You HAVE to do a sequel. This doesn't have Sir Didymus in it.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2006-11-17 16:29:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Oh so THAT'S what the Magic Dance was a euphemism for...and Sir Diddlymus..and The Twat..

NEEDS MORE LUDO

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-11-17 16:23:44 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-11-17 16:18:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

This should be good.

Mind you, I'll settle for anything that isn't your so-called "poetry".

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Care to tell me what's "so-called" about it?

I'm genuinely curious.









And Anansie, you should know that anyone who plays with crystal balls, prances about in riding boots and taupe tights, and sports hair like a spider plant shouldn't really have any qualms about going both ways.


Why do you think he wanted the baby so bad?

1) He'd need to couple with a Goblin Queen, and he finds that distasteful.

2) Adoption practices in the Labyrinth are a bit...how should I say...strict on those parties who prefer more alternative lifestyles. No wonder he had to resort to stealing a child.

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy at 2006-11-17 16:22:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Ha. Bring on the next episodes.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER at 2006-11-17 16:21:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HA

Submitted by JonnyX at 2006-11-17 16:20:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

auto +2 for Bowie

Submitted by Anansie at 2006-11-17 16:19:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I fucking love you.

I'd hate you for turning "Labyrinth" into a homoerotic travesty if David Bowie's package, bulging out of his hotpants, hadn't already done that. Dammit, I never noticed it when I was seven.


Marry me?

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2006-11-17 16:18:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This should be good.

Mind you, I'll settle for anything that isn't your so-called "poetry".


I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city,
keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would
explode! I think it was called `The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'

-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Files