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When Did Soccer Become Fucking Awesome?

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2006-11-20 08:29:22 EST
Rating: 1.66 on 51 ratings (51 reviews) (Review this item) (V)


Leave it to the goddamned Chinese to give me a newfound appreciation for a sport I could care less about.

At the very least, this can be the shining moment of your Monday morning.

Unless of course you're a heterosexual woman. In which case this is probably just a waste of your time.

(Now with 50% less load time. Hopefully.)

I love em yellow slant eyed and dangerous behind the wheel.jpg
I love em yellow slant eyed and dangerous behind the wheel.jpg


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Submitted by joedaddy at 2006-11-21 13:49:17 EST (#)
Rating: 0

i've had these in my picture folder since april

i found them on Casta/Ru, SpyNet-Ru and MegaPortal-Ru

you can't beat Russian and the many "stans" web pages for interesting pictures

you are missing THE BEST ONE, which shows the entire team in a line with the male coach bowed down, on his hands and knees, in front of them

Submitted by homer42 at 2006-11-21 12:03:45 EST (#)
Rating: 0

That's funny. I'd say that the person MOST likely to be a virgin is probably the one that runs around declaring who he has and hasn't fucked for no apparent reason. LOL.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-11-21 11:21:54 (#)
Ranking: 0

I didn't say they were rare, cancer boy. I said I'm probably the only motherfucker on here that's actually fucked one.

Or any female, for that matter.

In case you didn't get it, I'm suggesting you're mostly a lot of virgin males on this site.

Idiot.

Submitted by Director at 2006-11-21 11:21:54 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I didn't say they were rare, cancer boy. I said I'm probably the only motherfucker on here that's actually fucked one.

Or any female, for that matter.

In case you didn't get it, I'm suggesting you're mostly a lot of virgin males on this site.

Idiot.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2006-11-21 11:12:56 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-11-21 10:49:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

Meh. I'm probably the only motherfucker on here that's actually fucked an Asian.
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Yeah, cause as we all know, Asians are the RAREST of Human races...idiot

Submitted by NerfHerder at 2006-11-21 11:08:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Director at 2006-11-21 10:49:25 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Meh. I'm probably the only motherfucker on here that's actually fucked an Asian.

Submitted by homer42 at 2006-11-21 10:46:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

How is heat calculated? I assumed naturally that it would be something with the a high number of contrasting opinions... i.e. +2 "this is awesome" -2 "fuck you this sucks." but that doesn't appear to be the case. This post has almost all +2 but it's also up there with "most heated." What makes it "heated" and how is the heat number calculated? I looked for a faq on this site explaining and I don't see one so don't rip my head off for the "stupid question."

Submitted by Davros at 2006-11-21 08:04:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-20 21:00:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-20 16:38:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

Football has always been awesome

Submitted by rob_berg at 2006-11-21 03:10:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2


yum.

Submitted by supadupapupa at 2006-11-21 00:48:05 EST (#)
Rating: -2

soccer rocks, it's kind of embarrassing that we can't even come close to competing on a world level. Destroyed on the first round of the finals...

Oh, and Redskies, Cristiano Ronaldo is a freaking amazing player (even if he is a whining cunt). And thank God they got rid of Rood. You don't happen to watch Bundesliga do you? His style reminds me of Van der Vaart...

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2006-11-21 00:02:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-27 08:15:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

I believe this is a conversation that only people from a team in the quarter finals can partake of. However, kindly, I will allow you to join in just for a little while.

I bet England defeat Portugal, and when they do - YOU will produce a tribute post to Rio 'Duck Lip' Ferdinand. The ultimate humiliation.



Should Portugal win (ho ho ho) I will produce a post about how Cristiano Ronaldo isn't actually a whiny little cunt.
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what a moron.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-11-20 23:04:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by lechuza at 2006-11-20 22:53:56 EST (#)
Rating: 2

How could I not +2 this?

Submitted by SilentRenegade at 2006-11-20 22:08:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

ahhhh.....

Submitted by Stagger_Lee at 2006-11-20 21:00:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-20 16:38:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

Football has always been awesome

Submitted by beauxjizzle at 2006-11-20 17:57:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i heard some fat chick posted her sloppy boobies on here recently... can someone link to that please?? i have been desperately intrigued since i heard this rumor...

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2006-11-20 16:38:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Football has always been awesome

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals at 2006-11-20 16:24:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This post helped me to understand Williamson

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2006-11-20 16:11:07 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-20 14:46:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

I actually thought about this post in class today, which I think makes me Chi-curious.

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Chi-curious? Freaking classic

Submitted by Lisa at 2006-11-20 14:46:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I actually thought about this post in class today, which I think makes me Chi-curious.

Submitted by Cyrus at 2006-11-20 14:36:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

When I saw the title of your post I was going to give a one word review: "Never."

But this is soccer I would watch.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2006-11-20 13:39:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

GOOK CHICKS ARE INDEED HOT, BUT DO THEY HAVE THE LINGERIE BOWL? DO THEY MOTHAFUCKA? I REST MY CASE.

Submitted by beauxjizzle at 2006-11-20 12:46:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-20 12:42:54 (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow, let this be a lesson to me I was already to -2 you without even having seen the photos below just based on the title. Contrary to popular belief I guess soccer can be cool!
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I had the same thing in mind.

Submitted by homer42 at 2006-11-20 12:42:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Wow, let this be a lesson to me I was already to -2 you without even having seen the photos below just based on the title. Contrary to popular belief I guess soccer can be cool!

Submitted by cstick3 at 2006-11-20 12:37:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

as most american males, i hate soccer....

but i love sexy asian women kicking and beating each other in the mud

Submitted by TigerLilly at 2006-11-20 12:26:36 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Not really sure. But those are pretty girls.

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia at 2006-11-20 12:07:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

holy shit thats hot!

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2006-11-20 11:59:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

my trousers now feel approx. 72% tighter

Submitted by garudave at 2006-11-20 11:58:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

BEST. POST. EVER.

Submitted by Kaelic at 2006-11-20 11:56:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Holy shit.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2006-11-20 11:44:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Fucking gorgeous.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-11-20 11:43:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I AM YOUR ROUND-EYE CHRIST, ASIANS!

Suffer the little-dicked slanteyes come unto me.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum at 2006-11-20 11:28:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Please tell me this is available in a clean, crisp widescreen dvd edition.



Submitted by Jack_McCallum at 2006-11-20 11:26:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Jesus jump-start mah heart.


Submitted by GaidinCanuck at 2006-11-20 11:24:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

God bless you. This was a wonderful way to start my morning. Although, I'm trying not to let the Asian girl beside me see me looking at this. That would be embarrassing.

Submitted by phuzzygish at 2006-11-20 10:25:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Well that was a silly thing to type.

Submitted by phuzzygish at 2006-11-20 10:17:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

She isn't.

Goalies wear different kit to the outfield players to differentiate themselves as keepers.

Unfortuantely, Kurozaopopojao FC's away kit is black, with white for the goalies, and Real Shinginfintin's home kit is white, with black for the keeper.

They decided the different socks would be enough for this particular friendly.

Then Shoji got kicked in the punda, and it kind of went downhill from there.


Or something.

Submitted by street-pirate at 2006-11-20 10:11:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Awesome.

Why is the girl in white in the last picture shooting on her own goalie?

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-11-20 10:07:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

And everyone wondered why I tried to attract more asians to this site.

Fools now, the lot of you who attempted to thwart or make fun of my efforts.


We could have had THIS here. We could have had THIS all the time...



Why not nail me to a tree now and be done with it, hmm? Complete the circle.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama at 2006-11-20 09:34:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

its the job of the asian to take things that suck, and improve them





id tap anyone of them








....and i challenge anyone to not laugh the "cooch kick"

Submitted by Walker at 2006-11-20 09:25:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-20 08:50:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

I enjoy seeing pictures of asian women in underwear.

You didn't know that, but it earned you a +2.

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Here here!

Submitted by drgoatcabin at 2006-11-20 09:23:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-20 09:14:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

Like I said before, this is wicked cool.

I just said wicked cool.

Urgh.
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Instead of "wicked", try mondo...

This is mondo cool.....yeh, mondo.

High five for a mondo cool post.

Submitted by beauxjizzle at 2006-11-20 09:23:24 EST (#)
Rating: 1

asian women do it for me.


no, they don't do it WITH me, nor do they actually do it with me in mind...


nevermind i can't explain it.

Submitted by phuzzygish at 2006-11-20 09:14:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Like I said before, this is wicked cool.

I just said wicked cool.

Urgh.

Submitted by rorrim at 2006-11-20 08:57:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Monday morning becomes the shining highlight of the week , this way..

Submitted by DrogoRoch at 2006-11-20 08:56:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Bagsy be the one with the 'Magic Sponge'

Submitted by FartSmeller at 2006-11-20 08:50:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I enjoy seeing pictures of asian women in underwear.

You didn't know that, but it earned you a +2.

Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2006-11-20 08:48:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

or maybe mortal kombat?

Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2006-11-20 08:48:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

ooooh this is a good morning.

is that one of the dude's from the last samurai?

Submitted by Axolotl at 2006-11-20 08:33:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

this is better, the first time took ages to load.

I only have a Tandy with a 56 kb processor, come on bro.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2006-11-20 08:31:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

It was fine the first time....


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