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Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2007-01-03 04:38:46 EST
Rating: 1.46 on 35 ratings (35 reviews) (Review this item) (V)



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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2007-01-04 10:08:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Fuck you Apollo, my sister is NOT shit in bed...uh, wait, I mean..shit

Submitted by coley at 2007-01-04 00:11:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-01-03 16:21:46 (#)
Ranking: 0

I bet if we fucked, you would love it!
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+2 OBSCURE KIDS REFERENCE!

Submitted by TheUniter at 2007-01-03 20:40:48 EST (#)
Rating: 1


Submitted by homer42 at 2007-01-03 16:45:43 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by WookieSuave at 2007-01-03 16:42:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Dibs on your cousins

Submitted by darko at 2007-01-03 16:21:46 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I bet if we fucked, you would love it!

Submitted by bob at 2007-01-03 16:12:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+2 for BMW.

when I rule the world, i will not destroy germany for the sole reason that they make such fine automobiles.

Submitted by ajanssen at 2007-01-03 16:06:36 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Caul, I wouldnt mind slippin your dad some tube steak

Submitted by zajebisty at 2007-01-03 14:50:25 EST (#)
Rating: 0

pedophilia is only part of the concern...

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2007-01-03 13:58:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-03 13:45:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

I have little doubt that myself and my cats could have come up with a better strategy than the fixed-position, open-ended Manginot Line. """

first that's one time, not a few times. and second, you are a fucking idiot so you wouldn't have come up with anything. you would be herding poodles and crying about germans.

PS - Caul, speaking of Frenchies dropping the ball, you forgot to insult my dad. You know, the guy who served his country for decades abroad and at home, instead of sucking off the Federal tit like your average Quebequer. """

your dad is sucking off the federal tit as we speak because he retired after 15-20 years of doing nothing.

my dad just retired at 61 years old, and he has picked up a new job + voluntary work. that's serving a country. not walking around doing nothing, abroad or home. our military is USELESS and it is nothing but a mere pube dwelling on the american nutsack.

my dad > your dad

Submitted by Jack_McCallum at 2007-01-03 13:45:27 EST (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-03 13:39:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

Despite dropping the ball a few times in their history,"""

what few times?

and we all know how jack is one tough catherder who would have stopped the nazi war machine had he been there at the time.

lol, what a fuckin' loser


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I have little doubt that myself and my cats could have come up with a better strategy than the fixed-position, open-ended Manginot Line.

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PS - Caul, speaking of Frenchies dropping the ball, you forgot to insult my dad. You know, the guy who served his country for decades abroad and at home, instead of sucking off the Federal tit like your average Quebequer.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2007-01-03 13:39:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Despite dropping the ball a few times in their history,"""

what few times?

and we all know how jack is one tough catherder who would have stopped the nazi war machine had he been there at the time.

lol, what a fuckin' loser

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2007-01-03 13:33:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

have a good trip

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2007-01-03 13:22:17 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-03 12:32:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

Better brush up on your Turkish - that's their version of Mexicans

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Only the Turks are a lot more... stabbier

Submitted by Jack_McCallum at 2007-01-03 12:38:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2


One more thing...

A German guy says, "I'm going to make a sandwich," and it sounds like a he's planning on killing someone with a blunt object. Fuckin scary, man.

A German girl says, "I love you," and you back away, expecting a hairball.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum at 2007-01-03 12:37:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2


If you're gonna move to that area, move to fuckin France.

Despite the average American mistaken impression of the French, most of them are gracious and helpful, and their women are hot, and the food is great, and the language is easier to stumble around. And let's face facts. Despite dropping the ball a few times in their history, nothing on the continent (okay, maybe Italy) rivals the French countryside, and Paris kicks fucking ass - don't try to agrue that point unless you spent some time there (and I don't mean 2 or 3 days, during most of which you were shitfaced).


Submitted by JonnyX at 2007-01-03 12:32:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Better brush up on your Turkish - that's their version of Mexicans

Submitted by Jack_McCallum at 2007-01-03 12:28:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2


I spent a lot of years there as a kid.

Fuckin' boxheads.

I came away from Germany with respect for the Jews and the shit they had to eat... and not much else.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2007-01-03 11:08:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-01-03 07:55:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

Prepare yourself for:

1.No sense of humour. really, they have NO sense of humour - TRUE
2.Sausage and bread with every meal - IT'S ACE.
3.Shops where you can get drunk AND buy a TV - TRUE
4.Theyre pretty boring - TRUE
5.No, theyre really boring - TRUE
6.No cunt speaks English, what up with that? I thought we won both world wars? cunts. - TRUE
7.No sense of humour - TRUE
8.My sister lives there, shes a bitch - AND SHIT IN BED
9.God theyre boring - TRUE
10.Come to Britain, we speak English and drink like theres no tommorow. Also our women shave the bits theyre supposed to, unlike the Jerrys. - EXCEPT NEWCASTLE.
11.I dont think you realise just HOW dull the Germas are. - TRUE.

Submitted by Gunslinger at 2007-01-03 10:47:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

yo homes you be lookin' pretty g'd up!


but seriously, germans don't get any jokes....it's terrible

Submitted by Coffeeisgood at 2007-01-03 10:28:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'm actually jealous!

Submitted by DrogoRoch at 2007-01-03 10:27:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

So I read all of this and for some reason the only thing I remember now is that Prostitution is Legal there.

I remember the German exchange students at school they were great fun, they understood sarcasm even less than some other people I know.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2007-01-03 10:09:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I fooled around with a German girl in my teens. She was a swimmer. Ridiculous legs. She could have easily crushed an engine block between her thighs. Luckily I have a fine layer of titanium below my skin, so she couldn't crush me. Much.

Submitted by mynameisandy at 2007-01-03 09:25:21 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I went to hamburg in 2001. I can't remember a minute of it. This is a good thing.

Submitted by Merlina at 2007-01-03 09:05:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-01-03 07:55:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

Prepare yourself for:

1.No sense of humour. really, they have NO sense of humour - TRUE
2.Sausage and bread with every meal - AND LITTLE MUSTARD SACHETS
3.Shops where you can get drunk AND buy a TV - TRUE
4.They're pretty boring
5.No, theyre really boring - TRUE
6.No cunt speaks English, what up with that? I thought we won both world wars? cunts. - TRUE
7.No sense of humour - TRUE
8.My sister lives there, shes a bitch - PROBABLY TRUE
9.God theyre boring - TRUE
10.Come to Britain, we speak English and drink like theres no tommorow. Also our women shave the bits theyre supposed to, unlike the Jerrys. - VERY TRUE
11.I dont think you realise just HOW dull the Germas are. -OR THE GERMANS. BUT THE GERMAS ARE WORSE


Submitted by hidden101 at 2007-01-03 08:25:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i don't know what TTOM is talking about, but i think you're going to enjoy it.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2007-01-03 07:55:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Prepare yourself for:

1.No sense of humour. really, they have NO sense of humour
2.Sausage and bread with every meal
3.Shops where you can get drunk AND buy a TV
4.Theyre pretty boring
5.No, theyre really boring
6.No cunt speaks English, what up with that? I thought we won both world wars? cunts.
7.No sense of humour
8.My sister lives there, shes a bitch
9.God theyre boring
10.Come to Britain, we speak English and drink like theres no tommorow. Also our women shave the bits theyre supposed to, unlike the Jerrys.
11.I dont think you realise just HOW dull the Germas are.

Submitted by PioneerBill at 2007-01-03 07:53:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

In the Army!

Submitted by particle_man58 at 2007-01-03 06:49:17 EST (#)
Rating: 1

when you put it like that what reason do you have not to go?

Submitted by locksly at 2007-01-03 06:05:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'll be in Dusseldorf next week, I could see myself living there IF I could get home every 3 months

Submitted by rorrim at 2007-01-03 05:51:07 EST (#)
Rating: 1

to me , it's right next door . I like my neighbours ...

Submitted by frankthebear at 2007-01-03 05:02:20 EST (#)
Rating: 1

German people love the Hoff!

Submitted by Berty at 2007-01-03 04:55:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Germany is a monstrous place.

Submitted by Beano312003 at 2007-01-03 04:47:11 EST (#)
Rating: 1

An alarming number of Americans visit Germany. Not least move there.

Go figure.

Submitted by joedaddy at 2007-01-03 04:44:14 EST (#)
Rating: 0

i hope you enjoy hairy armpits and legs


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