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Why Don't Short Men Just Kill Themselves?

Submitted by Vermin at 2007-01-05 02:42:16 EST
Rating: 1.18 on 149 ratings (150 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Whenever I see a short man I shake my head with sadness and pity. Short men are unattractive inferior specimens and women - other than fat and ugly ones (luckily for the shrimps there is no shortage of those) don't want to be with them . At 6'1 I am not a huge man but at least I am not a runty dwarf, a pale imitation of masculinity like a man who is 5'7. I am sorry to tell you this but if you are a man and any shorter than 5'10 your genetics are weak and your bloodline should die out.

Honestly, what kind of man are you if you only grow to 5'5 or 5'6? I'll tell you what kind: you are not a man at all.

Ever hear parents bragging about how tall their son is? Yup, you all have. How about bragging about how short they are? Thought not. This is also why women are attracted to tall men; not only do they not want the shame of a short husband, they especially don't want the shame of having short sons. All the short men I know are ashamed of their height and as well they should be. They are an embarrassment to their family and their species.

Tallness is equated to athletisism, masculinity, power, good looks and high social standing. Tall men are more powerful than short men, both physically and in the work place. On average we earn more money and have the upper echelon jobs. Women are naturally attracted to our power and masculinity.

Believe it or not we are also smarter as well. Think I am making this up?


Check out this study:

http://papers.nber.org/papers/w12466


Excerpt:


...In this paper, we offer a simpler explanation: On average, taller people earn more because they are smarter. As early as age 3 before schooling has had a chance to play a role and throughout childhood, taller children perform significantly better on cognitive tests...


Take that shrimpy!



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And this study states the obvious - women like tall men, dislike shrimps:


http://www.webmd.com/content/article/23/1728_54074

Excerpt:


- New study findings show that men without children are on average 3 cm (1.2 inches) shorter than men who have at least one child.
- Researchers believe this indicates there is an active selection by women for stature in male partners.
- It is suspected that women prefer tallness either because it signifies strength and good genes or because it signals a high-quality rearing environment with proper nutrition.



All you 5'6 midgets with your poor cognitive skills know in your heart that this study is true. Women just don't want to poison their offspring with your inferior genetics. Don't take my word for it though. Feel free to do your own research on the matter. There is only one scientific conclusion you will reach: Tall men are far superior than short men in every way.

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Life is not fair but God is not entirely without mercy. He did make fat ugly women and they have the same handicap as shorties: they are both lesser beings in His and the world's eyes. Shrimps and fatties are made for each other. Just as good-looking women won't date short men, tall men won't date fatties. The only problem with this scenario is that leaves the fatties and shrimps to breed together and spawn a squat, fat and ugly subspecies of human beings. As one divergent group of humans becomes taller, smarter and better looking, another becomes shorter, fatter and stupider. One day this will inevitably lead to war. This is why I suggest short men and fat women should have the common decency to get sterilized to save much suffering in the future.

Now please don't take the title of my post too seriously for I don't actually want shrimps to kill themselves. I do know personally I would have the dignity to end my shameful life if I was 5'7 or 5'8 or something pathetic like that, however I actually like the fact there are short men out there. It makes me feel better about myself when I look down on them.




Happy 2007 and here are some random amusing pictures I found:

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Submitted by James at 2013-08-05 11:51:10 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

This is perhaps one of the most stupid things i have ever heard. I guess I can expect that from a bigoted, arrogant, asshole.
I have a list that will contradict some of the above statements.
http://www.imdb.com/list/slLXv44Bmxo/
It is a list of famous actors who are under 5'10"
and here is a list of famous celebrities who are under 5'10"
http://www.astrotheme.com/heights/5'10
have fun
Submitted by crapmetal at 2013-01-16 02:12:44 EST (#)

incest survivor below
Submitted by mike at 2013-01-15 22:53:40 EST (#)
Rating: 0

im a 5'7" male and think your right, why don't we have some technology that can detect the short genes
and teminate people like me so we don't have to live such miserable exsistences?
Submitted by Berty at 2009-05-21 12:24:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-17 15:03:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

PLEASE COME BACK
Submitted by mattnotharry at 2008-05-05 05:31:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Keeping it ambiguous: 177.8 cm
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals at 2008-05-05 04:17:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You are such an awesome human being.
Submitted by CHR15 at 2007-06-15 13:54:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

One of the funniest things I have ever read here!
Submitted by Method at 2007-04-17 15:03:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

PLEASE COME BACK
Submitted by Striperella at 2007-02-01 20:00:51 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I'm sure you have far better reasons to kill yourself other than being short. Go out huge.
Submitted by Fartman at 2007-01-31 14:03:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Thank you Sir, may I have another?
Submitted by WookieSuave at 2007-01-31 13:17:01 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Fuck..... Suicide it is I guess.
Submitted by Striperella at 2007-01-28 06:50:54 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I usually don't dig men shorter than me but there are some cutsie ones out there. The one short guy i let hit it rocked my party. I'd hit it again.


Poor short people. You'll get where you're going.
Submitted by Malka at 2007-01-10 23:18:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Plus 2 for the "Patience" picture.
Submitted by DonovanMD at 2007-01-10 23:16:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

6'3 here bitches.

Wheres the Dan Patrick ding?
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky at 2007-01-10 23:10:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

*applause*
Submitted by thorpe at 2007-01-10 23:07:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

5'6"
Submitted by Aeneas at 2007-01-10 22:59:59 EST (#)
Rating: 0

As soon as I clicked on this post, a massive grin came across my face when I saw the name "Vermin". I frantically clicked the name just to confirm it was you then got reading.

Seriously man I fucking love you, please post more!

Also, I like what you're doing. Since nobody gets offended by racism, dead babies, retards or rape these days finding something that will cause drama and controversy as there are obviously short people on this website.

Fucking quality!
Submitted by jojo747 at 2007-01-10 03:22:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

It is so rare to find a coherent argument here that you have to +2 it no matter what it is.
Submitted by joedaddy at 2007-01-09 18:38:07 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-09 18:14:09 (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn, that's good to hear. I always found it kinda awkward.
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don't stoop over to talk or listen to people...make them look up to you

and don't buy your wardrobe 'off the rack'
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master at 2007-01-09 18:14:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Quivering cock.
Submitted by Snark at 2007-01-09 18:14:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-01-09 17:59:06 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-08 16:19:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

So... it's good to be 6'5"+?
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yes, yes it definitely is


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Damn, that's good to hear. I always found it kinda awkward.
Submitted by LSD420 at 2007-01-09 18:07:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

yum
Submitted by joedaddy at 2007-01-09 17:59:06 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-08 16:19:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

So... it's good to be 6'5"+?
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yes, yes it definitely is
Submitted by GodChicken at 2007-01-09 17:49:56 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I am printing out the "Patience" photo and putting it on my desk.
Submitted by Wicked at 2007-01-09 13:41:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Reading this reminds me of the perilous condition this world will be in when my generation takes power.
Submitted by Snark at 2007-01-08 16:19:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

So... it's good to be 6'5"?
Submitted by BadASCII at 2007-01-08 15:10:24 EST (#)
Rating: 0
Submitted by sweetcheebs at 2007-01-08 14:52:23 EST (#)
Rating: -1

5'10" here, but this just screams out insecurity. So yeah, you're gay.
Submitted by Amontillado at 2007-01-08 10:23:55 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I'm 5'5.
Submitted by Amontillado at 2007-01-08 10:22:07 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Although I can't agree that shorter men are inferior, I admit that I much prefer to date tall, heavyset but not fat, muscular men than those with an average build.
Submitted by iddqd at 2007-01-08 08:36:50 EST (#)
Rating: 0

apparently the photographer that took that picture (as well as one jsut as the vulture seized upon the just-dead child's corpse with a prize-winning shot) killed hmiself not long after.

i hope he went through a lot of pain.

though i do sort of like the symmetry of art holding up a mirror to life - in this photo its actually literal - that vulture on the far side of the corpse-to-be could be a mirror image.


fuck i hope that cunt really hurt a lot.

and i hope theres a hell, so one day i can find him and kick him in the balls.
Submitted by TuTs at 2007-01-08 07:51:08 EST (#)
Rating: 1

short men cannot protect you and your offspring from the bad people.
Submitted by thecaes at 2007-01-08 07:03:13 EST (#)
Rating: -2
Submitted by yeahwell at 2007-01-08 02:27:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-01-07 18:53:30 (#)
Ranking: -2

People who are proud of inessential crap like this do so because their life is going no where and they have a small penis.

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How about : People who are easily angered by inessential crap like this do so because their life is going no where and they have a small penis.

I think tall people are probably all set in that department, too.
Submitted by Bigmike at 2007-01-08 00:13:30 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Would you rather be 6'5" tall with a five inch penis, or 5'5" tall with a 10 inch penis?


I'd rather be 6'4" tall with a penis that fits rather nicely in my right hand.

Seriously.
Submitted by Crystle at 2007-01-07 23:58:39 EST (#)
Rating: 1
Submitted by BigRichard at 2007-01-07 22:13:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You need to stick around and post more often.
Submitted by d_prime at 2007-01-07 18:53:30 EST (#)
Rating: -2

People who are proud of inessential crap like this do so because their life is going no where and they have a small penis.
Submitted by kai070169 at 2007-01-07 18:42:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I could have written this it's so good.
Submitted by zzzzz at 2007-01-07 12:54:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Agreed
Submitted by hot_pocket at 2007-01-07 12:48:57 EST (#)
Rating: 0

ive stolen a 6'3" dudes girl and then kicked his ass for letting me
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Submitted by pannerplant at 2007-01-07 12:40:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

hey guess what short fags, it doesn't matter how much you work out, you'll never beat a tall guy in a fight, or steal his girl, though it might happen to you
Submitted by hot_pocket at 2007-01-07 12:14:27 EST (#)
Rating: -2

5'6", bitch
Submitted by Timmaaaaah at 2007-01-07 11:26:41 EST (#)
Rating: -2

just call me jesus
Submitted by d_prime at 2007-01-07 06:57:16 EST (#)
Rating: -2

5-10, just made it, you're still a douche.
Submitted by d_prime at 2007-01-07 06:56:53 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Uh?
Submitted by coley at 2007-01-06 22:35:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I've got me some pretty sexay short man friends.
I <3 Vermin
Submitted by leilani at 2007-01-06 18:00:47 EST (#)
Rating: 1

i'm always attracted to short skinny guys. yum.
Submitted by Cyrus at 2007-01-06 15:34:52 EST (#)
Rating: 1

You fools!

You've all missed the one most important aspect of this post.

PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE THAT CATS ARE DEMONIC CREATURES!
Submitted by Unabonger at 2007-01-06 13:11:49 EST (#)
Rating: -1

I'm short and I get tons of hot ass.

what the fuck do you know?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2007-01-06 11:13:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

100th Review!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals at 2007-01-06 11:03:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

That's a weird division of Aus on that AIDS game
Submitted by Istaros at 2007-01-06 10:57:30 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Humphrey Bogart, dear child, was a mere 5'8
Submitted by Bizdorph at 2007-01-06 08:34:27 EST (#)
Rating: 0

At 6'0" I am happy with my height. Since the average height for a North-American woman (last time I checked) was 5'3", I think I'm in good shape.
Submitted by Bizdorph at 2007-01-06 08:32:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

RANDY NEWMAN ALERT!
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff at 2007-01-06 05:59:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2
Submitted by konohasaiyajin at 2007-01-06 04:24:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+2 for an excellent article.

The only thing that disproves it is that I'm 5'6", could probobly whip your ass, and I'm much smarter.

Oh, and to the ladies below,

We should get together sometime if your answer to that question is what I think it is.
Submitted by Wildman at 2007-01-06 04:18:58 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I sure hope that cute little bird didn't get sick after eating that lit'l nig.......
Submitted by homer42 at 2007-01-06 04:12:31 EST (#)
Rating: 0

You have to admit being the 5'5" guy with the 10" cock could be fun sometimes... Especially if one of these steroid abuser types made a wise crack about your height - just whip that bad boy out. "Oh yea? I bet you don't have one of these... oh right the steroids... my bad."

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-06 04:06:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-06 03:57:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

Question for the poster and all guys. This is from Tracy, Wisher's friend, although 3 of us including Blakely, a girl too, decided that this was a good question.

Would you rather be 6'5" tall with a five inch penis, or 5'5" tall with a 10 inch penis?

Oh, we know this is a hard one! Ha.

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I'd rather be 6'1" tall (which I am) with a 8" penis (which I have). Not really. The first part is true.
Submitted by Lisa at 2007-01-06 04:09:55 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Jesus is a beefcake.
Submitted by lungfish at 2007-01-06 04:06:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-06 03:57:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

Question for the poster and all guys. This is from Tracy, Wisher's friend, although 3 of us including Blakely, a girl too, decided that this was a good question.

Would you rather be 6'5" tall with a five inch penis, or 5'5" tall with a 10 inch penis?

Oh, we know this is a hard one! Ha.

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I'd rather be 6'1" tall (which I am) with a 8" penis (which I have). Not really. The first part is true.
Submitted by Yougotthatright at 2007-01-06 04:01:36 EST (#)
Rating: 1


"Say what you want to the short men, but size means nothing when fights are fought with bullets."

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YEAAAAAP!!!

Sounds Juuuuuuuuuuust like something a guy "who can't dance with ANYONE because his hair is constantly getting stuck in their partners belt buckles" would say.


carry on.
Submitted by Wildman at 2007-01-06 03:58:44 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2007-01-06 03:20:18 (#)
Ranking: 0

Say what you want to the short men, but size means nothing when fights are fought with bullets.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Bullshit! We always shoot from the high ground.
Submitted by Wisher at 2007-01-06 03:57:03 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Question for the poster and all guys. This is from Tracy, Wisher's friend, although 3 of us including Blakely, a girl too, decided that this was a good question.

Would you rather be 6'5" tall with a five inch penis, or 5'5" tall with a 10 inch penis?

Oh, we know this is a hard one! Ha.
Submitted by ooQueso at 2007-01-06 03:20:18 EST (#)
Rating: 0

If there weren't differences in height, some other group of people would undoubtedly arise to make their particular genetic dispositions percieved as preferable to the masses. You are easily forgotten, and not likely missed.

Say what you want to the short men, but size means nothing when fights are fought with bullets.
Submitted by I_love_Kracka at 2007-01-05 23:03:19 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2007-01-05 19:21:46 (#)
Ranking: 0

that last picture is not fucking funny you cunts.
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awwwww...I'm proud
Submitted by joedaddy at 2007-01-05 22:53:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i'm tall, trim, mean and approve of this post
Submitted by rad1101 at 2007-01-05 22:07:28 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-01-05 10:30:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-01-05 04:55:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

4'9". Well, fuck.
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wow, even i beat you. 4'10" haha. im not a man so its more okay. i mean, it still sucks. but hey. would be worse if i had a penis.


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you werent joking you are a spinner
Submitted by domenad at 2007-01-05 21:26:19 EST (#)
Rating: 1

There's no AIDS in Australia! Awesome!

As a short, fat and ugly man, I proudly say I have an absolutely gorgeous wife, but you're still right.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals at 2007-01-05 21:09:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Answer to the title: They can't reach

Burn, baby, burn.
Submitted by rob_berg at 2007-01-05 19:46:51 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2007-01-05 19:21:46 (#)
Ranking: 0

that last picture is not fucking funny you cunts.

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Sure it is.

Tragically speaking.
Submitted by hairycoo at 2007-01-05 19:21:46 EST (#)
Rating: 0

that last picture is not fucking funny you cunts.
Submitted by Shlongy at 2007-01-05 19:15:05 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Hey...fuck you. I'll kick your ass.
Submitted by hairycoo at 2007-01-05 19:14:11 EST (#)
Rating: 0

oh man.. that photo. you cunt.
Submitted by lechuza at 2007-01-05 19:06:39 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Tom cruise
Submitted by BigRichard at 2007-01-05 18:08:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hahahahaha
Submitted by Yougotthatright at 2007-01-05 18:03:36 EST (#)
Rating: 0

If you're a small person, don't fret too much about it...it's just because God doesn't want you to reach the really GOOD apples.
Submitted by hidden101 at 2007-01-05 18:02:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

great pictures.

i'm 5'11". i'm hyper intelligent, have a humongous penis, and make a lot of money.

put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Submitted by mrwolf at 2007-01-05 17:16:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Tell that to Hitler.

-Paulos 5ft5

Wait this was tongue in cheek right? no? waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa -2 lanky
Submitted by rob_berg at 2007-01-05 16:33:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Them pictures were REALLY funny though.
Submitted by rob_berg at 2007-01-05 16:32:35 EST (#)
Rating: -2


Fucking stupid.
Submitted by Zebra at 2007-01-05 16:28:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Funny.
Submitted by Director at 2007-01-05 16:05:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2007-01-05 14:42:04 (#)
Ranking: -2

Asian people = short = smart = gunpowder/ships/great commerce
Black people = tall = stupid = live in huts/gansters/welfare
White people = average = average = USA

If short means anything it means smarter. Napolean, Thomas Jefferson. Lincoln may have been tall but he got shot in the face.

Your studies are shit. You are a dumb fuck. Go kill yourself shit-for-brains.
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Jefferson was 6' 2.5", or 189 cm tall, you fucking moron. Lincoln got shot in the back of the head, you fucking moron.

I'd go on but you're too goddamned stupid to waste time on, and, obviously, very short.
Submitted by JonnyX at 2007-01-05 15:57:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

OK, the AIDS boardgame busted me up
Submitted by Siren at 2007-01-05 15:37:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This made me laugh repeatedly, except for the "Patience" inspirational poster which made me cry.
Submitted by ilikesteak at 2007-01-05 15:21:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You have one major flaw in this post. Freakishly tall people are shunned and have rocks thrown at them. Everything else is right. WOO!
Submitted by alragusa at 2007-01-05 14:42:04 EST (#)
Rating: -2

This has got to be a joke.

Asian people = short = smart = gunpowder/ships/great commerce
Black people = tall = stupid = live in huts/gansters/welfare
White people = average = average = USA

If short means anything it means smarter. Napolean, Thomas Jefferson. Lincoln may have been tall but he got shot in the face.

Your studies are shit. You are a dumb fuck. Go kill yourself shit-for-brains.
Submitted by FartSmeller at 2007-01-05 13:09:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I heart Vermin.
Submitted by Quint at 2007-01-05 12:55:13 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Damn, I'm only 5'9'.

And I only have a 4 inch penis.

But's it's 10 inches around. The girls call me "Soup Can"
Submitted by AJ at 2007-01-05 12:50:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I want to have tall man-babies with you. Then skin them for condoms.
Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2007-01-05 12:32:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

The only thing funnier than a short man is a really tall woman.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77313
Submitted by Director at 2007-01-05 12:31:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2
Submitted by DrogoRoch at 2007-01-05 12:23:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-01-05 12:00:51 (#)
Ranking: 2

5'8, but I can walk under low-hanging objects.
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Damn that's a good point, but I can put them up without asking someone else to do it or getting a ladder.
Submitted by Creepy_guy at 2007-01-05 12:00:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

5'8, but I can walk under low-hanging objects.
Submitted by SilentRenegade at 2007-01-05 11:20:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

amen brother...amen....
Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2007-01-05 10:51:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Oh and I love that picture of Jesus.
Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2007-01-05 10:50:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

A friend of mine's about 5'7. Mercifully he married a girl who's 5'3. Whenever I'm over at their place I hide their house and car keys on the top shelf of their kitchen cabinets. I laugh myself to sleep knowing that they both have to pull out a stepladder to reach them.
Submitted by retrospect at 2007-01-05 10:47:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

tall people are the FREAKS
Submitted by SPECIALk at 2007-01-05 10:37:14 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I don't know...i always see taller girls with short guys
Submitted by ripple at 2007-01-05 10:30:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-01-05 04:55:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

4'9". Well, fuck.
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wow, even i beat you. 4'10" haha. im not a man so its more okay. i mean, it still sucks. but hey. would be worse if i had a penis.
Submitted by Stabkill at 2007-01-05 10:28:03 EST (#)
Rating: 0

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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-01-05 04:55:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

4'9". Well, fuck.




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But you are a jockey at Arlington race track...one of the only ones without the name "sanchez" or "rodridgez". That's rare these days. How did you fare this year? Any decent wins? I know last year you fell off your horse and broke your leg... that was fucked up, man.
Submitted by LittleMonster at 2007-01-05 10:18:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Cool beans, Now I can go and enjoy a long over due siesta in peace.


Laters
Submitted by DrogoRoch at 2007-01-05 10:12:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hmm interesting point. I dont think so as long as it is assisted by heals. If you were say 6'7"+ in bare feet that could be freaky.

All in all tall is good.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah at 2007-01-05 10:11:26 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Nothing worse than a tall women apart from knob rot
Submitted by LittleMonster at 2007-01-05 10:09:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-01-05 09:53:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-01-05 09:38:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

Is being a tall woman a good thing?
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Is in my book, sorry about the blush thing.

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Thats ok, I kinda liked it! Can there be a "too tall" limit? If for example i wear heals and end up at 6'3.
Submitted by Razor at 2007-01-05 10:03:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Burn and die... 5'7"
Submitted by scourge at 2007-01-05 10:02:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'M SOMETHING FOOT SOMETHING BLAH DE FUCKING BLAH, I MUST BE ONE OF THOSE FANTASTIC PEOPLE VERMIN IS SPEAKING OF YIPPEE HURRAH I'M THE COOOOOLEST!



















fags below. a whole fucking herd of them.


(6' barefoot)
Submitted by DrogoRoch at 2007-01-05 09:53:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-01-05 09:38:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

Is being a tall woman a good thing?
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Is in my book, sorry about the blush thing.
Submitted by retrospect at 2007-01-05 09:42:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i enjoyed this and im 5 '5 :(
Submitted by LittleMonster at 2007-01-05 09:38:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Is being a tall woman a good thing?


DrogoRoch, I acctually blushed.........damn.
Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2007-01-05 09:38:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I am sorry to tell you this but if you are a man and any shorter than 5'10 your genetics are weak and your bloodline should die out. """"

ahahahhaa
Submitted by Cadrach at 2007-01-05 09:37:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This post is nothing but a half-assed Randy Newman rip-off.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2007-01-05 09:28:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

hahahahahahaha


scruggs is 4'6


ok not really.. but if 5'8 is considered inferior, than scruggs has to be like... negative height. but since i just blew my own mind trying to figure out what negative height would mean, we can call him 4'6
Submitted by cshape at 2007-01-05 09:27:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'm 5'11" woo
Submitted by apollo88 at 2007-01-05 09:25:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

auto vermin +2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2007-01-05 09:10:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Yeah, well dont come crying to me when a load of midgets limbo under your door and murder you in your sleep
Love TTOM, 5'8" (and a bit...look,the bit is important, fuck you)
Submitted by DrogoRoch at 2007-01-05 09:00:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hmm Little Monster 6' and female, yummy.
Submitted by LittleMonster at 2007-01-05 08:55:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Tall men! Yeah baby yeah!

I'm 6' so a tall man is deffinately a bonus. To be honest I don't like short people full stop.


Tall people unite and Squish them all!!!!


Mahahahahahha
Submitted by Axolotl at 2007-01-05 08:04:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Post more Vermin.
Submitted by GMCrayon at 2007-01-05 07:09:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

THOSE FUCKING NOOBS DON'T KNOW THE RULES OF RATING A VERMIN POST
Submitted by ahdragos at 2007-01-05 06:51:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Too true Drogo. Too true.
Submitted by DrogoRoch at 2007-01-05 05:43:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-01-05 04:10:18 (#)
Ranking: -2

5'8 here, i can fit into the drivers seat of any car, and i dont hafta worry about becoming a hunchback. low center of gravity also makes for better athletes in strength competitions. besides, dancing with tall chicks rule!



whats worse than having a really tall man tell you how pretty your hair smells?


having a really short man tell you how pretty your hair smells
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Bitter Short man who doesnt understand Posture hahaha

Tall men don't drive small cars or get in small cars, because we can afford big ones and actually look good getting out of them rather than look like we are compensating for something.

How does pretty smell?

Dancing with tall chicks is cool you're right, but we get to kiss them rather than look like we are a child dancing with our mothers.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama at 2007-01-05 05:37:27 EST (#)
Rating: 0

4'9 ash....??????


shit THATS vertically challenged
Submitted by ASO at 2007-01-05 04:56:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Also, both AIDS pictures were hilarious.
Submitted by ASO at 2007-01-05 04:55:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

To be fair, there are some worthwhile people who are short. Generally they are college football running backs. And what about Spud Webb? That guy was the shit.
Submitted by ASO at 2007-01-05 04:55:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

4'9". Well, fuck.


Submitted by hour_man at 2007-01-05 04:49:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Muay Thai still sounds very similar to a very gay drink to me.
Submitted by Yougotthatright at 2007-01-05 04:47:45 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I used to be so short...I could never go to the movies because I couldn't hold the seat down.
Submitted by hour_man at 2007-01-05 04:47:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

the pics were worthy of a +2
Submitted by Berty at 2007-01-05 04:46:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Vermin has posted? Well today is a super good day afterall.
Submitted by Saeki at 2007-01-05 04:30:57 EST (#)
Rating: 1

The only short men I ever see are Mexicans that hang out at 7-11s.
Submitted by ahdragos at 2007-01-05 04:30:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Muay Thai counts as martial arts? I thought it was just flailing your elbows and knees around. Well, you learn something new every day...
Submitted by Targa at 2007-01-05 04:25:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by yeahwell (user info) at 2007-01-05 04:13:09 (#)
Ranking: 2

6'0"
May I just say that I'm very amused at how often short men try to make up for it by doing something like becoming an expert at martial arts or driving a big truck as if that puts them in our standing. Really it just makes them look very frusterated.
You must be at least 5'10" tall to respond to this.
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Hahaha, oh god, I nearly killed myself laughing at this comment.
I'm not six feet tall, but I'm a girl, so fuckit.
The post.. was alright... but YEAHWELL, YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD!

I have no idea how tall my boyfriend is (taller than me and I'm 5'6"... but still short-ish by man-standards, I suppose)

BUT HE DOES MUAY THAI AND DRIVES A MONSTER TRUCK!!!!!

oh gawd. hahahahahaha. I still luv him.
Submitted by ahdragos at 2007-01-05 04:24:51 EST (#)
Rating: 1

"As one divergent group of humans becomes taller, smarter and better looking, another becomes shorter, fatter and stupider"
I like this line. As he praises his own intelligence indirectly he manages to break a general rule of grammar. When a word has more than one syllable "er" is not added to the end of the word. Instead, the word "more" is used. I just found it hypocritical and ironic that he made the error whilst carrying on as such. Nonetheless, love the hate. :-D


For the record... I fall within the "tall" category....so don't go claiming that I'm a shrimp just expressing my angst for being short and intellectually challenged. I'm not. I'm a tall guy expressing angst with no real cause....anyways... carry on...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2007-01-05 04:15:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-05 03:57:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

duky have children with me

we will make them play sports
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FUCK YOU BRIAN

hello vermin, where you been? I missed n00b-hating you.
Submitted by yeahwell at 2007-01-05 04:13:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

6'0"
May I just say that I'm very amused at how often short men try to make up for it by doing something like becoming an expert at martial arts or driving a big truck as if that puts them in our standing. Really it just makes them look very frusterated.
You must be at least 5'10" tall to respond to this.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama at 2007-01-05 04:10:18 EST (#)
Rating: -2

5'8 here, i can fit into the drivers seat of any car, and i dont hafta worry about becoming a hunchback. low center of gravity also makes for better athletes in strength competitions. besides, dancing with tall chicks rule!



whats worse than having a really tall man tell you how pretty your hair smells?


having a really short man tell you how pretty your hair smells
Submitted by GMCrayon at 2007-01-05 04:10:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Now to read it
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2007-01-05 03:58:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

6'5, 245-255lbs depending on the day.

I am all that is man.
Submitted by rad1101 at 2007-01-05 03:57:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

duky have children with me

we will make them play sports
Submitted by Ducky at 2007-01-05 03:53:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

if you are a man and any shorter than 5'10 your genetics are weak and your bloodline should die out.
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Fuck...I'm a woman and I meet that height requirement.
Submitted by Yougotthatright at 2007-01-05 03:46:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

6'5" 258, that being said... I'm sure "The Hedgehog" would have something to say about "short" people. I think he's only like 5'6", which is a bit on the loompish side of life. I'm sure he's seen more pink ganache than Johnson&Johnson.
Submitted by Beano312003 at 2007-01-05 03:41:21 EST (#)
Rating: 1

indeed.
Submitted by Lisa at 2007-01-05 03:33:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I am amused, even though I don't mind shortness.
Submitted by stevie_says at 2007-01-05 03:33:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'd hang myself but I can't reach the ceiling.
Submitted by rad1101 at 2007-01-05 03:32:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

FORTHEWIN FTW @ 5'10"
Submitted by DrogoRoch at 2007-01-05 03:28:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2

6'3" Wow Jebus was buff I may take up religion just to be in his club. Also good to see that AIDS hasn't got to the UK yet, phew.
Submitted by forthewin at 2007-01-05 03:27:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

5'10"

Just made it.
Submitted by bob at 2007-01-05 03:16:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

6'0" woo!

Great pictures.
Submitted by rad1101 at 2007-01-05 03:03:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

6'4

Okay, Marge, as long as we're traumatizing the kids, I have a scandalous
story of my own.

-- Homer Simpson
Another Simpsons Clip Show


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