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Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2007-01-08 19:45:16 EST
Rating: 1.91 on 72 ratings (72 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

If you use dial-up, go ahead and skip this post.

Additional posts about my job:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/79910
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80191
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91512

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Submitted by ireallyhateniggers at 2010-07-28 17:08:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

this reminds me of when i went on a tourer in Iraq and shot a bunch of towel heads in there small sandy dicks. then came home and shot a bunch of nigger fags.

Submitted by HealthyCorpse at 2010-06-10 07:08:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by shadow at 2008-01-24 17:15:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Yes.

Submitted by Mike-Mc at 2007-01-15 10:47:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2007-01-13 01:12:41 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-01-12 11:25:58 (#)
Ranking: 2


That's great but isn't it illegal to take pictures of American coffins?

Also--it looks like some sort of service was being administered--did you take that shot during the ceremony? Seems a little bit crass don't you think? I mean--taking a picture like that during something like that just to show off on Uber?


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google.

I have a bit more respect than that.

Submitted by shitfuck at 2007-01-12 11:25:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2


That's great but isn't it illegal to take pictures of American coffins?

Also--it looks like some sort of service was being administered--did you take that shot during the ceremony? Seems a little bit crass don't you think? I mean--taking a picture like that during something like that just to show off on Uber?

Anyway, great pics.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals at 2007-01-11 22:41:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-09 08:42:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome pics...HOWEVER, please tell me whose fucking brilliant idea it was to make starting a plane take so many goddamn steps?!

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Of course they could make one button that automatically did all those steps, but the best part about being a pilot is hitting loads and loads of switches. Come on, thats awesome!

Submitted by c1ndy at 2007-01-11 06:29:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Quint at 2007-01-11 02:18:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Wicked cool.

Submitted by GMCrayon at 2007-01-11 01:19:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I like you. Do you like me?

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2007-01-11 00:57:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

fuck you, working in a cubicle is much better that this!



:°(

Submitted by Crystle at 2007-01-11 00:34:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Adamdidit2u at 2007-01-11 00:30:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Razor at 2007-01-10 18:09:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

As a fellow software engineer, I am inclined to agree with Capt. Thorns.

Even vendorware isn't THAT bad.

Submitted by Ejryuu at 2007-01-10 15:22:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

100% awesome in every respect.

Submitted by homer42 at 2007-01-10 15:07:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by firefly at 2007-01-10 14:32:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by FartSmeller at 2007-01-10 13:32:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Fucking awesome.

Submitted by phuzzygish at 2007-01-10 02:54:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Your job IS better than mine.

Submitted by locksly at 2007-01-10 02:20:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by DeathJester at 2007-01-09 19:54:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Please tell your black friend that I was highlighting the irony of calling what you yourself have described as a picture of child pornography "art", in the same way that you could call a picture of a black guy hanging "art". Art evokes an emotional response, but you can't predict what that response will be for everyone. In essence, you can't choose your audience.

If your picture is art, post it. If it's child pornography, don't. It's your call, as it's your name on the post.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2007-01-09 18:07:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

haha aussie toilet

Submitted by EatMeCompletely at 2007-01-09 16:16:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

badassery.

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia at 2007-01-09 14:56:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

thats really kewl.

Submitted by dexpaxas at 2007-01-09 13:54:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Man, I wish my OJT was like this.

Submitted by bob at 2007-01-09 12:35:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by loki at 2007-01-09 12:21:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

That thing is nothing compared to my 2000 Jeep Cherokee.

Submitted by scourge at 2007-01-09 12:02:19 EST (#)
Rating: 1

huh

Submitted by hour_man at 2007-01-09 11:52:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

score

Submitted by Wicked at 2007-01-09 11:42:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Rock on

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2007-01-09 11:34:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Oh I know when to pull it alright, I know

Submitted by indoninja at 2007-01-09 09:32:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:50:44 (#)
Ranking: 2

Army helo pilots also live to make people puke.

one time i was on a mission where we dropped stuffed animals and candy and school supplies on a school in Baghdad and we were pretty much going sideways in a circular motion. you could drop something and it would fall straight down... out of the window.

i'm made of fucking nails, but i barely kept myself from puking and/or passing out.


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We were doing that here.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/93594

That shit was awesome, roller coasters are always a let down now, unless I am loaded.

Submitted by thorpe at 2007-01-09 09:26:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Depressing.

Submitted by indoninja at 2007-01-09 09:13:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-09 08:42:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome pics...HOWEVER, please tell me whose fucking brilliant idea it was to make starting a plane take so many goddamn steps?!

Being a software engineer, if it were me, the rule of simplicity would apply...which means five steps or less.

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You aren't marketing these things to Ma and Pa kettle for home use. They for highly trained servicemen who know the aircraft inside and out, people like Cali...


okay maybe five steps would be better.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2007-01-09 08:42:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Awesome pics...HOWEVER, please tell me whose fucking brilliant idea it was to make starting a plane take so many goddamn steps?!

Being a software engineer, if it were me, the rule of simplicity would apply...which means five steps or less. Just my humble opinion.

But then I guess this DOES deter your average retard from hijacking and crashing a plane.

Submitted by Davros at 2007-01-09 08:11:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Su-fucking-perb.

-Dave

Submitted by Nellypaal at 2007-01-09 07:42:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by JoeyG at 2007-01-09 04:10:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Yar.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2007-01-09 03:16:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2


fucking awe-SOME.

Submitted by jfreakman at 2007-01-09 03:00:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Fucking aye

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2007-01-09 02:40:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Excellent

Submitted by Stagger_Lee at 2007-01-09 02:25:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Bob_Dole at 2007-01-09 02:17:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

awesome

Submitted by Creepy_guy at 2007-01-09 02:09:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

"You're Fucked"

Submitted by pen_name at 2007-01-09 02:00:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by coley at 2007-01-09 01:48:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by swimmingbirdblue at 2007-01-09 01:27:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-08 21:20:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

always a +2 for fellow air force homies.

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Ditto for me. Although I'm merely enlisted. They wouldn't want me flying planes. I'm a noner.

Submitted by lungfish at 2007-01-09 01:10:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by apollo88 at 2007-01-09 01:05:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:20:37 (#)
Ranking: 2


Excellent post. Funny, and informative. ""


"You're fucked."



Submitted by ess-arr at 2007-01-09 00:42:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by hidden101 at 2007-01-08 22:50:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Army helo pilots also live to make people puke.

one time i was on a mission where we dropped stuffed animals and candy and school supplies on a school in Baghdad and we were pretty much going sideways in a circular motion. you could drop something and it would fall straight down... out of the window.

i'm made of fucking nails, but i barely kept myself from puking and/or passing out.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum at 2007-01-08 22:20:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Excellent post. Funny, and informative.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2007-01-08 22:08:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Sweet.

Submitted by Unabonger at 2007-01-08 22:01:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Awesome!

Submitted by Sinistral at 2007-01-08 21:53:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Your job is better than mine.

Submitted by darko at 2007-01-08 21:50:09 EST (#)
Rating: 0

great post

Submitted by locksly at 2007-01-08 21:38:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Oh yeah?

Well here at the Paramus 7-11 I get to eat ALL the left over donuts and as much soda as I can drink.

Thats real fringe benefits

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2007-01-08 21:29:27 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-08 21:20:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

one time i was in a C-130, diving into Baghdad, and my water bottle imploded.

guess how that made my stomach feel?

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Those 130 guys LIVE to make passengers puke.

Never been on a 130 during combat decent. BUt I can imagine it's a bit insane.

Submitted by RPharazon at 2007-01-08 21:22:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Holy fucking christ.

Would it be nerdy to say that I know what every single button and every single sentence on the flight deck means?

Also, the display is correct. No GWPS and no TCAS? You'd better be at FL380 in the middle of the pacific, or you're fucked.

Submitted by hidden101 at 2007-01-08 21:20:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

always a +2 for fellow air force homies.


one time i was in a C-130, diving into Baghdad, and my water bottle imploded.

guess how that made my stomach feel?

Submitted by ilikesteak at 2007-01-08 20:36:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Thanks for the how to start a plane lesson. Will part 2 include how to fly it and give us a map of targets that you'd think would be just wonderful to crash it into? Idjit.

Submitted by BadAssJulie at 2007-01-08 20:35:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-01-08 20:08:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Really, your job is better than mine. Can we trade?
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If he's going to trade with anyone it'll be me because I think I already asked a long time ago.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2007-01-08 20:28:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Can't you get Court Martialed for sharing this stuff with the retards of Uber (present company excepted)?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2007-01-08 20:25:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Noice.

Submitted by JMG114 at 2007-01-08 20:21:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Rocks and rocks hard.

Submitted by Ducky at 2007-01-08 20:15:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Very cool!

Submitted by Dolson at 2007-01-08 20:08:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Really, your job is better than mine. Can we trade?

Submitted by cshape at 2007-01-08 20:01:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Won't they murder you dead if they find this?

Submitted by Dexter-Brown at 2007-01-08 20:01:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by 8track at 2007-01-08 19:59:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by ASO at 2007-01-08 19:57:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You're Fucked

Awesome post.

Submitted by Kracka at 2007-01-08 19:53:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

fuckin officers and their planes


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