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I have a pickle gun, it shoots sour dills. A good marksman can pickle someone while their yawning.
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You don't know what it's like -- I'm the one out there every day
putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of
order! The whole freaking system is out of order!

-- Homer Simpson
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