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by CaptainThorns 308 days ago | Rating: 2.0 on 10 ratings (10 reviews) last by Darth_Famine 298 days ago
by CaptainThorns 3 years ago | Rating: 2.0 on 4 ratings (4 reviews) last by DaBeast 3 years ago
by CaptainThorns 3 years ago | Rating: 0.0 on 6 ratings (9 reviews) last by Dru M 3 years ago
by CaptainThorns 4 years ago | Rating: 1.42 on 7 ratings (7 reviews) last by Dru M 3 years ago
by CaptainThorns 4 years ago | Rating: 1.77 on 9 ratings (9 reviews) last by rad1101 4 years ago
by CaptainThorns 4 years ago | Rating: 2.0 on 2 ratings (2 reviews) last by FALLEN 4 years ago
by CaptainThorns 5 years ago | Rating: 0.0 on 7 ratings (8 reviews) last by Mr T pities jonnytexmex the old child toucher 4 years ago
by CaptainThorns 5 years ago | Rating: -0.43 on 7 ratings (8 reviews) last by Dru M 3 years ago
by CaptainThorns 5 years ago | Rating: 2.0 on 3 ratings (3 reviews) last by EyeInTheSky 5 years ago
by CaptainThorns 6 years ago | Rating: 2.0 on 10 ratings (11 reviews) last by Shlongy 5 years ago
by CaptainThorns 6 years ago | Rating: -0.5 on 6 ratings (8 reviews) last by Dru M 3 years ago
by CaptainThorns 7 years ago | Rating: 1.29 on 21 ratings (21 reviews) last by BranDo 7 years ago
by CaptainThorns 10 years ago | Rating: 1.37 on 16 ratings (16 reviews) last by Crystle 10 years ago
by CaptainThorns 10 years ago | Rating: 1.18 on 20 ratings (20 reviews) last by EmissionImpossible 10 years ago
by CaptainThorns 10 years ago | Rating: 1.71 on 23 ratings (23 reviews) last by beeltea 10 years ago
by CaptainThorns 10 years ago | Rating: 1.55 on 33 ratings (33 reviews) last by orphelia 10 years ago
by CaptainThorns 11 years ago | Rating: 1.75 on 30 ratings (30 reviews) last by TonyDanza 11 years ago
by CaptainThorns 11 years ago | Rating: 1.5 on 24 ratings (24 reviews) last by NintendoCzar 11 years ago
by CaptainThorns 13 years ago | Rating: 1.8 on 26 ratings (26 reviews) last by CaptainThorns 12 years ago
by CaptainThorns 13 years ago | Rating: 1.8 on 325 ratings (325 reviews) last by Dru M 3 years ago
by CaptainThorns 13 years ago | Rating: 1.73 on 90 ratings (93 reviews) last by Mr T pities jonnytexmex the old child toucher 5 years ago
by CaptainThorns 13 years ago | Rating: 1.9 on 74 ratings (75 reviews) last by Shlongy 328 days ago


Carpal Tunnel Syndrome? No. Lumber Lung? No. Jugglers despair?
No. Achy-Breaky Pelvis? No. Oh, I'm never going to be disabled.
I'm sick of being so healthy! Hey wait -- Hyper-Obesity. If you
weigh more than 300 pounds, you qualify as disabled.

-- Homer Simpson
King-Size Homer