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Carnifex (Carnifex)

by Carnifex 7 years ago | Rating: 1.28 on 33 ratings (33 reviews) last by shitfuck 7 years ago


Carpal Tunnel Syndrome? No. Lumber Lung? No. Jugglers despair?
No. Achy-Breaky Pelvis? No. Oh, I'm never going to be disabled.
I'm sick of being so healthy! Hey wait -- Hyper-Obesity. If you
weigh more than 300 pounds, you qualify as disabled.

-- Homer Simpson
King-Size Homer