Captain Thorns is a demigod among men. A fat faggot demigod, but a demigod nonetheless.
RIP EARL SCRUGGS
The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy how to
be a man! Let's see; don't tattle, always make fun of those different
from you, never say anything unless you're sure everyone feels exactly
the same way you do.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart the General
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