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by LittleMonster 99 days ago | Rating: 1.23 on 12 ratings (24 reviews) last by Shlongy 33 days ago

I've heard 'em all. `I like you as a friend.' `I think we should see
other people.' `I no speak English.' `I'm married to the sea.' `I
don't want to kill you, but I will ...'

-- Homer Simpson
I Love Lisa