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Mahalagus (Mahalagus)

Almost all of you are idiots with poor writing skills and a profound political, scientific and historical ignorance. Most of you know more about beer and football than anything else.


by Mahalagus 300 days ago | Rating: -1.58 on 7 ratings (12 reviews) last by blackbear 242 days ago
by Mahalagus 307 days ago | Rating: -1.34 on 3 ratings (4 reviews) last by blackbear 242 days ago
by Mahalagus 335 days ago | Rating: 0.0 on 3 ratings (5 reviews) last by blackbear 242 days ago
by Mahalagus 372 days ago | Rating: -2.0 on 2 ratings (5 reviews) last by asmasta808 276 days ago


Around the house, I never lift a finger
As a husband and father I'm sub-par
I'd rather drink a beer
than win Father of the Year
I'm happy with things the way they are

-- Homer Simpson
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