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by NinjaSpeed 14 days ago | Rating: -2.0 on 4 ratings (6 reviews) last by Hashtag 3 days ago

Marge, there's just too much pressure, what with my job, the kids, traffic
snarls, political strife at home and abroad. But I promise you, the second
all of those things go away, we'll have sex.

-- Homer Simpson
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy