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Pentameter (Pentameter)

by Pentameter 12 years ago | Rating: 1.74 on 58 ratings (58 reviews) last by Alter 10 years ago
by Pentameter 13 years ago | Rating: 1.93 on 41 ratings (41 reviews) last by Pentameter 11 years ago

Homer: There couldn't be heaven if there weren't a hell.

Bart: Who's in there?

Homer: Oh, uh ... Hitler's dog. And that dog Nixon had, whassisname, um,
Chester ...

Lisa: Checkers.

Homer: Yeah! One of the Lassies is in there, too. The mean one -- the
one that mauled Jimmy.

Dog of Death