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I suppose she seized, tripped, faceplanted and it ended up shoved down her throat.
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Shlongy (Shlongy)

Second in charge of Ubersite thanks to a 2004 Supreme Court ruling.


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Merchant:
Sir, I must strongly advise you, do not purchase this. Behind
every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was one
president of Algeria.

Homer: C'mon, pal, I don't want to hear your life story! Paw me.

Treehouse of Horror II