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august_sobriquet (august_sobriquet)

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I've figured out the boy's punishment. First, he's grounded. No
leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no eggnog. In fact,
no nog, period. And third, absolutely no stealing for three months.

-- Homer Simpson
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