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by beer-turtle 7 years ago | Rating: 0.71 on 7 ratings (8 reviews) last by pen_name 7 years ago


Merchant:
Sir, I must strongly advise you, do not purchase this. Behind
every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was one
president of Algeria.

Homer: C'mon, pal, I don't want to hear your life story! Paw me.

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