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by van quattro 423 days ago | Rating: -2.0 on 2 ratings (5 reviews) last by shitfuck 307 days ago


Well let's call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would
say, `Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't
Homer J. Simpson.'

-- Homer Simpson
Secrets of a Successful Marriage