Why dont blind men skydive?...Because it scares the shit out of the dog.
I have a name.
Marge: This is the best gift of all, Homer.
Homer: It is?
Marge: Yes, something to share our love. And frighten prowlers.
Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
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