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by redskieslookfake 70 days ago | Rating: 1.55 on 9 ratings (18 reviews) last by Pubis 20 days ago


Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.

Pump Jockey:
It's your heart. And I think it's on its last thump.

Homer: Whew, I was afraid it was my transmission.

Homer's Triple Bypass