She looked at me with her bedroom eyes. She has pink eye, and post nasal drip.
I'll work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat
breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask
in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant fresh as a daisy.
-- Homer Simpson
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